What Would You Steal?

[Disaster Button]

I'd steal talent.

i like that idea, tho i would then bottle the talent and sell bottled talent to people

That's devious. I like it.
What'd be even nicer if we could sell it back to the people we stole it from in measured amounts.

 

[Metric Monkey]

I'd steal whatever the hell allowed me to steal with no chance of failure, and because I can't steal multiple items, I'll duplicate whatever it was.

Hehehe...

 

[u20363022]

The beating heart jewellry thing that Salvador Dali made for the royal family. I remember seeing it on exhibition at the gallery; not only was it the most awesome piece of machinery I'd ever seen, it was gorgeous too.

 

[Aunel]

I would steal Ft Knox and its contents!

A blimp would be interesting, but a zepplin would be better!

and a Led Zep would be even better!

poetic me: The heart of every girl I will ever like.
real me: a nice bass, which would also lead to above wish.

 

[Murlin]

I would steal a pickup truck and drive into someone's swimming pool B)

 

[FranzTyphid]

a paint brush....

 

[Ranooth]

I would steal the past, good luck remembering your lifes fools! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

 

[TheFacelessOne]

A Porn Star's virginity

ZING!

A military helicopter than type /infiniteammo on the console.

 

[tehbeard]

I would steal the hearts of all the people in the world.

I'd just want to steal one heart.

 

[Woodsey]

Surely if you're allowed to take it with no consequences, that's like... a gift?

 

[Agarth]

A gun that shoots shurukins and lightning...

 

[Deleted]

I would steal a mansion. Somehow.

 

[Captain Pancake]

I wouldn't. It wouldn't be mine to take.

"boohoo, Pancake, you're ruining the thread..."

 

[LeonLethality]

the heart of EVERYONE nobody would then get after me for anything... because they will be DEAD!

 

[ultimateownage]

I suppose the item has to exist to steal it. *sigh* Well, I do need some plutonium for my flux capacitor. Nah, I'll just steal a solid gold computer, the worlds best computer of course, and lots of games. Infused with diamonds, proper diamonds, not that tiny crap.

 

[Jedamethis]

I would steal the internets, for no reason whatsoever

 

[ultimateownage]

A kidney.

 

[Ironic]

Idiocy.

I'd lock it in a box saying "Don't you dare, Pandora."

 

[Boxes_Of_Boxes]

I would steal a large piece of land with a redwood forest on it! then I could build the house of my dreams!

 

[mechanixis]

I wouldn't steal anything, I'd just plant a live grenade in their pack instead.