What would you take to war?

[KingPiccolOwned]

The Peice of Eden. And as with all esoteric references, this one comes with the promise of cookies*.
*Disclamer you will have to get a cookie or cookie like object yourself as I am too lazy to come up with one.

 

[Arkzism]

just give me a rifle, and ill just be happy defending my home

 

[Firia]

Toilet Paper. Soft, durable, and damn near nessessary.
It would be a commodity on the battlefield. I could trade it for goods and services.

 

[Halfbreed13]

Developer console
/sv_cheats
/g0dl1k3

Done

 

[Toaster Hunter]

Armor-Dragon Skin
Long range weapon- M40A3
Primary weapon- FNP90
Secondary weapon- Colt .45 1911A1
Melee weapon- Hatchet and K-BAR
Other- M67 frag grenades, MK3A2 concussion grenades

Other Gear- Folding shovel, flashlight, night vision scope, length of rope, MRE's, signal flares,duct tape, canteens, and water purification system.

 

[MortisLegio]

M1A2 heavy battle tank (includes ammo,gas,and crew)
does that anwser your question

 

[Aerodynamic]

I Would Have A Single Spot in my body With bulletproof metal implanted in there the size of a bullet and if the enemy shoots me in that little bulletproofed area there then the jokes on them!

 

[Calobi]

Something that I could use to break a bone. A hammer probably. THen I'd smash my leg and get sent home.

Oh and probably some body armor and guns and stuff.
'Cause yeah.

Not for the children, I hope! What would they need armor for if they're grouped around you in a war-zone?

Edit:

The Peice of Eden. And as with all esoteric references, this one comes with the promise of cookies*.
[small]*Disclamer you will have to get a cookie or cookie like object yourself as I am too lazy to come up with one.[/small]

Assassin's Creed. Bam! Now to find my cookie...

 

[Vuljatar]

A fucking claymore. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Churchill

 

[Ilovechocolatemilk]

A remote control to the Death Star.

Think about it...

 

[The Austin]

a good pair of jeans, my 55 hoodie, some aviators, a stub shotgun, and a colt 1911 pistol.

edit: Ya know what, screw the stub gun, Ill take the sawed off shotgun. And not the crappy pistol like gun, an actual shotgun that has been sawed down.

 

[Aschenkatza]

Well, I'd bring clothes. And Shoes, maybe some undergarments. A brush, hairspray, and a lighter.

I'd steal the rest that'd I'd need.

 

[Rigs83]

A White Flag.

Ne tirez pas, je rends!

 

[Rigs83]

i'll bring some pot and then make a grenade that gets them high maybe a gay bomb

They actually had a lab (the US Air Force Wright Laboratory in Dayton, Ohio) try to get funding to do work on that fifteen years ago but Pentagon quickly realized how very bad an idea it was.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/larry-arnstein/gay-bomb-considered-by-ai_b_50675.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bomb

 

[Rigs83]

In a fun note: enough Tanks to shame General Patton.

In a Military note: Nothing but what the Government gives me.

As a Mercenary: 3 full sets of a Camo Pattern uniform that matches the terrain, one for hot, one normal and one Smock for cold weather, a G36 because that thing never breaks, 20 magazines which fit nicely into my 5 double G36 Magpouches (the others are in the backpack in case i need all that extra ammo) straped to the Dragonskin Vest i´ll be wearing. Plenty of Food and Water and Ammo (you can´t have enough of those).
Something to entertain me with? Theres plenty of people to shoot, what would i need more entertainment harhiharhihar...
And a survival Kit containing a wiresaw, a magnesium lighter, a knife, some matches, signal flare, map, compass, GPS, vodka, bandaids, bandages, needle, surgical string and a device that turns piss into drinkable water...

That´d be all...
Oh and a Backpack to fit those things too.

You may need a pack mule for all of that or this

 

[cainx10a]

An androgynous friend with a big sword and spiky hair. He'll do the fighting, I'll just you know, do what any good friend of an androgynous friend with a big sword and spiky hair do, nothing!

 

[Elementlmage]

Mosin-Nagant M91/30 Ex-sniper w/ 4-12x52 S&B scope
A tin of 7n1 ammunition.
A small bag(maybe 10 or so) of Soviet F1 frags(look em up, instant death at 10m)
An LR 300 ML (dead accurate at 300 yards and able to shot 12 inch 5 shot full auto groups at 100 yards)
5 spare STANAGs and a tin of Mk 262 rounds
Kimber 1911 with 2 spare mags and 2 boxes of 163 Gr Hollow Point(At this point it is pretty obvious I am a merc and there for am not bound by the Hague Accords)
A well made Kukri and a Kbar knife and a small survival kit. (By now, I think I am pretty well equiped to hunt game as well, so food wont be an issue)

At this point I think I am carrying around 50 lbs of gear, so instead of body armor I'll take a Gullie suit(or how ever the **** you spell it). After all, body armor only covers your chest and it STILL hurts like a mother to get shot; I'd rather avoid being shot all together.


-Edit-
Aw snap, forgot the Eotech sight for my LR300 ML...