What Would You Want To Happen in 2012?
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Chuck Norris decides he has had enough of the world, so he rereleases the dinosaurs and gets into a fist fight with Zeus. The pure epicness of this fight causes all of the computers in the world to divide by zero... you can assume the result.
The world will flood.. with knowledge! Then all the economies based on stupid crap will fail and the world would fall into a recession, but then we would all be so smart we could just fly around on our floating chairs and shoot pigeons out of the sky with laser eyes. Then... one day... aliens will come and try to take us over, but it will be too late because we blew them up from our house on Jupiter! All the alien ship pieces will fall from the sky and rain down on Jupiter Acres (the name of the community on Jupiter) and we will build our own inter-galatic space ship and take over other people's planets. Some planets we won't even have to destroy because the people there would be all like, "Whoa look at those Earth guys flying around on their flying chairs and shooting space pigeons out of the sky with their laser eyes! I want to be controlled and live in their empire!", but we won't want any stupid aliens in our empire so we kill them anyways.
I want to be one of 3 survivors. Me and two relatively attractive loose young women. You ask how this population would come about so specifically and according to plan. Simple. I'll cause it.
"this is the police, step away from the fallout launcher"
"Nooooooo...crappy fallout 3 expansion packs"
REM's "its's The End of The World as we know it" begins to play.
"this is the police, step away from the fallout launcher"
"Nooooooo...crappy fallout 3 expansion packs"
REM's "its's The End of The World as we know it" begins to play.
That an invisible wave of awesomeness just up and removes stupid gullible people from the planet, yes, it will be an awesome, nearly empty planet.
... *hug*fluffybacon said:
Anyway, somthing impressive, but not fatal on a large scale.
It's been awhile since there was a nuclear powerplant melt down.
ACtualy, no, I live near one, best not to tempt fate.
Douglas Adams returns from the dead to reap his supernatural revenge on Eoin Colfer. Following this, he plans on destroying the world for allowing And Another Thing to exist. Then he appears on international television, shouts "Gotcha!" at the camera, hops back into his grave, and we all cry about him being gone again and get on with our lives.
I want to London 2012 olympics to be so good that the universe ruptures.
[sub]Try and guess where I live.[/sub]
[sub]Try and guess where I live.[/sub]
I to am hoping for this.Shaegor said:
Im wraping my hands is super course grip tape and taking them to a few faces.
Turns out im only going to riot for the sake of rioting.
The great cosmic essence hits the gigantic reset button and before we blink into nothingness we see a windows server boot screen.
Coinciding with the first tourist launches from Spaceport Sweden, extrasolar intelligences signals finally reaches us to inform us that we have reached a sufficient technological capacity to be considered "space faring", thus allowing them to openly share their communications network with ours; given a few gigantic interstellar routers we have to build ....
Nothing, just a normal year where the world doesn't explode
Sorry feeling childish and couldn't resistKhell_Sennet said:
This would be nice.cuddly_tomato said:
I'd also like people to stop talking about how the world is going to end, because as everyone smart knows, the Mayans simply ran out of space on the rock
Nothing. I don't want anything at all to happen.
And that's what's most likely going to happen.
Nothing.
And that's what's most likely going to happen.
Nothing.