What Would You Want To Happen in 2012?

[HaloHappy]

I want it to be over so everyone will shut the fuck up about it.

 

[zHellas]

Coinciding with the first tourist launches from Spaceport Sweden, extrasolar intelligences signals finally reaches us to inform us that we have reached a sufficient technological capacity to be considered "space faring", thus allowing them to openly share their communications network with ours; given a few gigantic interstellar routers we have to build ....

We'd probably end up in a war, as the retarded leaders of some countries end up attacking the aliens that come to us.

 

[RJ Dalton]

I want everyone in the world to have one day which nobody remembers anything happening, but apparently nothing has happened, so the world goes on as normal, except everybody wonders what the hell happened. Then you could all have the pleasure of knowing what *my* life is like. Mwahahahaaaa.

Oops. I just gave away my diabolical plot. Damn.

 

[TyrantGanado]

I want to turn 21, graduate from university, get a job in the games industry and have a good new year into 2013.

What? Screw the apocalypse, I'm getting on with life. The apocalypse can wait.

 

[PrimoThePro]

I. Want. It. To. Rain. MARSHMALLOWS.

 

[Mrsoupcup]

If something actually happens in 2012, what would you want it to be?

I hope it's the arrival of zombies! Not the superpowered and/or fast ones, but the slow, stupid ones.

Pokemon to come from outer space. Think of the awsomeness...

 

[Composer]

I want to meet the girl of my dreams.

this......and the destrucion of the sun causing the world to fight over heating objects

 

[DkLnBr]

A mash up of all the apocalypse theories. Like H1N1 gets altered to cure cancer, but then mutates and turns everyone into zombies, and then we create smarter computers to combat them, but then a computer virus makes all the technology turn on us, and then neutrinos from a massive solar flare are cause the temperature of the Earth's core to increase rapidly, creating earthquakes and volcanoes and super tsunamis. Then when all of that is almost over, aliens come and vaporise everything.

 

[A random person]

Part of me is hoping for something cataclysmic yet stoppable, as it would make my senior year of high school an epic climax. Hopefully something involving demon lords, ancient prophecies, and high-budget action scenes.

 

[legion431]

Apparently, according to astronomers, there is going to be a massive, invisible plasma bolt sent from the sun to hit the earth on December 21st 2012. Don't worry, it will only knock out most the worlds power grid, not affecting humans.
ITS TRUE!!!
Some crazy shit huh.

 

[TheFacelessOne]

Meteor crashing in to earth, that way in the afterlife when people ask how I died I can say I was killed by a fucking meteor!

Dinosaurs already took that one, man.

OT: We're killed by a global-wide march of hot women.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

I want people to think that the world is going to end and starting a mass suicide. Then, it will be like the apocalypse except with only the smart people who realized how many flaws are in the 2012 theory and knew that nothing was going to happen surviving.

 

[ottenni]

It will be a marketing plug by EA for a sequel for Dantes Inferno. And you know its possible.

 

[quantum mechanic]

Democrats win the elections, the London Olympics are awesome and things finally get on track for the Rio Olympics, and I mysteriously gain the power of flight, immortality, mind-reading and pyrokinesis, so I can spend my nights as the superheroine "The Phoenix."

What will actually happen: Democrats will win some, lose some; the Londom Olympics will be pretty good and the Rio Olympics will have made worryingly little progress; I will continue working too hard in school and having no friends.

 

[Sakurazaki1023]

Best case: humanity stops freaking out over all of this apocalypse bullshit, all wars end, cure for cancer, youtube comments become intelligent, all political figures start doing a good job, etc...

Actual case: a bunch of people feel stupid and the rest of us can feel content that anarchy was avoided

 

[oppp7]

I'll go with aliens arriving. That would be interesting.

 

[Lust]

I would want every possible end of the universe theory on 2012 to happen so everything implodes, and expands, making another universe parallel to our own but only better. Maybe free burger day or something. Oh, a man could only dream.