what would you want writen on your gravestone?

[buddee1]

"This is a grave situation"


or...

"Buried alive"

George Carlin?

 

[RanD00M]

"I might not have known you.And you most likely din't know me.But there is a great chance that I hate you!"

 

[Sinisterair]

quote="Enrathi" post="18.199519.6535499"]
"My body lies but still I roam"[/quote] WOOOOT refrances lol

 

[neurohazzard]

"Died of explosive decompression"
(Might as well collect double takes from beyond the grave =P)

 

[General Ken8]

"BUMPA-CARS!"
And only for the purpose of completely confusing most people and making the rest laugh at the stupid reference joke.

"I'm RIGHT behind you!"
Just to see how many people actually look back

 

[Daffy F]

There have been some really interesting responses to this actually, I especially like:

"This is a grave situation"

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"close enough"

"Insert 25 cents to play again"

Mine would have to be: "All Your Base Are Belong To Us"

 

[MetalKid]

"He liked doing your mom


And oreos"

 

[Anaklusmos]

"Please don't camp me..."

Or

"Press X... NOW... You didn't press it did you? Watch out for Zombies on the way home."

 

[IG__]

"Hey, on who's gravestone am I writing on?"

 

[Centrophy]

"Told ya so..."

"Waste of time and money"

 

[Silent observer]

"...be seeing you."

or

"well, sh*t."

or

"*yawn*...wait, what!?"

 

[kannibus]

"Don't look behind you... I SAID DON'T LOOK!"

 

[Theron Julius]

Died for what he believed in: caffeine, video games, and the legal right to waste ones life in front of a computer.

 

[NIHILHATE]

"Here lies a coffin full of barbed wire and weed representative of Captain Nihilhate.
He went down with his ship, The A.C Moonbaby.
And was eaten by a Kraken.
May he rust in peace."

 

[Canid117]

"I am actually standing right behind you..."


And the grave will have a pressure sensor that plays a recording of my voice saying "Braaaaaiiiinnnnnsssssss......" a few seconds after they trigger it. Just long enough for them to read the message and hopefully shit themselves.

 

[dbungus2000]

I'll thank you to not drag your butt on my grave.
cookie for reference.

 

[ECasThat]

"Dance! I know you want to"
"HAY! That is not faire! I demand a re-roll!"
"Deadguy8352 - single - Come and get some"
"Ok. That joke went too far"
"Beware of the black beast for the Castle AAAAaaaahhhhgggggg!"

 

[bam13302]

"Can i have a do over?"
"Don't worry, you'll be here soon too"
"Can i get a computer down here?"
"Watch it, im sleeping down here"
"Don't touch my stuff, Its booby trapped" - brownie points if you know the reference (not that hard)
"Tell my boss i cant come in today"

 

[BlackStar42]

"Want to trade places?"
"It's dark down here, you know."
The classic "I bloody told you I was ill!"
"Bugger Bognor."
"The wife found out."

Yeah, leave 'em laughing.

EDIT: Read some other replies and found some Fable ones which I shall shamelessly steal. (Spoiler'd for your (in)convenience.)

Spoiler

"Blimey it's darker than I thought in here."
"No man can hold his breath for ten minutes."
"What you lookin' at?"
"You're standing on my head."
"Rover was a true friend and pet, but ran in thunderstorms when wet."
"Not dead only sleeping, buried me anyway. Unlucky."
"I finished before you in the human race."
"Anyone want to swap places?"
"Thank you for reading this grave now bugger off!"
"Let me out!"

 

[ShadowKatt]

I want a one-up mushroom