what would you want writen on your gravestone?

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Silver_Shade

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"Game Over", "AFK", and "Respawn in 10..." Are the ones I've talked about. I plan to be cremated, but if something is built in my memory, I want something amusing to be written on it.
 

Swarley

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Here lies Swarley
Loving husband
Caring Father
Favorably rated by 5/9 Grandchildren
 

Baldry

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"High five!" and my hand shall pop out of the ground.

Or

"No no i'm in the next grave"

Or

"I'm not dead, i'm on a long holiday"
 

Palademon

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An advertusement to join "Stubbs' army",

"I never really was in this grave.",

"His ginger hair was just too controversial.",

"Nice guys finish last MY ASS!",

"Don't worry, gingers have no souls.",

"Never should've deleted his friend's WoW account.",

"Achievement unlocked: It's always the butler.",

"Thought it would be a good idea to put his name on his Death Note."

"Died from squirrel AIDS."

"Killed from fangirls."

"Crushed under the cosplayers' bodies in the massacre of London MCM Expo 2015."
 

Rhymenoceros

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I beat you in the Human Race!

Huh, so you're meant to cut the red cord

Parachute for sale, Once used, never opened.

Edit: Automatics don't work for Russian Roulette
 

Broady Brio

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Here lies George, the guy who broke a guy's pacifism and laughed at how he changed him into a sniveling wreck.
 

Tharwen

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Archindar said:
Tharwen said:
"Tested a prototype anti-Balverine hat. It didn't work."
I think i have seen this one somewhere before...
'tis from Fable. It was one of many humorous epitaphs in the game. Others included:
"Blimey it's darker than I thought in here."
"No man can hold his breath for ten minutes."
"What you lookin' at?"
"You're standing on my head."
"Rover was a true friend and pet, but ran in thunderstorms when wet."
"Not dead only sleeping, buried me anyway. Unlucky."
"I finished before you in the human race."
"Anyone want to swap places?"
"Thank you for reading this grave now bugger off!"
"Let me out!"

Copy+Pasted directly from Wikiquote.
 

rockera

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"well apparently I needed more penguins"
or
"Chuck Norris cured me of cancer by kicking me...shame about the dying part"
or
"well apparently tigers are allergic to kidneys ya learn something new...every...day"
long one I know.