what would you want writen on your gravestone?

[lokiduck]

Mine would be something along the lines of "She came, she beeped, and it was freaking annoying."

or "Я не тыкаю Вас!" Which is I'm not poking you in russian.

 

[mr.aravaro]

I would have a solar powered LCD screen that Rick rolls people 24/7.

 

[Panda Mania]

My name

My title (I WILL have a title!)

"Finally, I am dead. And no, I'm not telling y'all what it's like."

 

[ninja555]

"This condition is only temporary and we are working hard to fix it. Please stand by for zombie apocalypse."

Edit: Or "See, I told you I was sick."

 

[AMMO Kid]

"Wait until 4:27 PM and look behind you"

 

[proctorninja2]

although i plan a viking funeral boat for my eventual demise for a tombstone i would put " IM WITH STUPID" pointing to my friend who would be in the next plot over or the tombstone pointing to my friend and having it say "thats the dumb ass that light the fuse"

 

[Nickthequick]

I Died Long Before This.
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

 

[Avelestar]

"Died waiting for HL2: Episode 3"

 

[zehydra]

This:

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one extra internet if you know why.

 

[Hileo20]

"The question was: To be, or not to be? And I chose wrong."

 

[Double A]

"Don't you idiots ever check a pulse?"

or

"Died rich, fat, and happy."

Money may not buy happiness, but it does buy video games, which directly cause happiness.

 

[Daniel_Rosamilia]

"Tested a prototype anti-Balverine hat. It didn't work."

LOLOL!
Fable-ing it up a bit there, are we?

Mine might read:
'Thank you for reading this grave. Now f*** off, I need a nap goddammit!'
'Quid fit?' (Means 'What's happening?' in Latin)
'Well, apparently bullet-time doesn't work in real life.'
'Hm, I guess holding your hand in front of a firing squad won't stop bullets.'
'He REALLY should have brought the Sands with him last night...'

 

[Littlee300]

this is gonna be the future so i get a holograph of the ghost me, scary sound radio and scare anyone who walks near me shitless >

I had something more witty than i looked to the right of me and went "ooo chips... wait what was i gonna put in this thread? Damn it!"

 

[Littlee300]

Wake me up for half life, episode three...

 

[spartandude]

"OMG LAG!"

 

[spartandude]

"OMG LAG!"

sorry double post

 

[arsenicCatnip]

Something simple. I'd like my epitaph to be something my children and grandchildren wouldn't be ashamed of.

"Loving wife of ____" might be nice.

 

[Hatchet90]

Well since I love Futurama, "With my last breath, I cursed Zoidberg!" Or how about, "If I go down I'm taking you all with me."

 

[FieryTrainwreck]

"This is a grave situation"

This was the only funny response, but it's fucking hilarious.

"Beloved Husband and Father"