Caliostro said:
"Was immortal until proven otherwise."
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"... But I won the bet!"
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"Mission Accomplished."
HELL YES
*hugs you*
OT:
jokey ones:
"he said he wouldnt hurt a fly, apperently I am not a fly"
"turns out turtles really ARE ninja's"
"died doing what he loved, masturbating furiously"
"...bastard got me while I was on the toilet the cheapshot"
"THAT DOESNT COUNT OKAY!!!"
"killing angels as you read"
"died doing what he loved, killing himself"
"standing still and reading is the perfect time for a sniper to attack. buh-bye"
"DAMMIT GRIFF!"
"turns out that the kool-aid WAS acid, guess I shouldnt have shared it..."
"F*CKING NINJA'S!!!"
"died doing what he loved, your mother"
"I screwed up the order, it was supposed to be murder, THEN suicide"
"F*CKING CAMPERS!!!"
and lastly
"teamkillers are not fun in real life"
serious one
"tried fighting the sun with a lanturn in the middle of the night."