what would you want writen on your gravestone?

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NoblePhilistineFox

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Caliostro said:
"Was immortal until proven otherwise."
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"... But I won the bet!"
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"Mission Accomplished."
HELL YES
*hugs you*

OT:
jokey ones:
"he said he wouldnt hurt a fly, apperently I am not a fly"
"turns out turtles really ARE ninja's"
"died doing what he loved, masturbating furiously"
"...bastard got me while I was on the toilet the cheapshot"
"THAT DOESNT COUNT OKAY!!!"
"killing angels as you read"
"died doing what he loved, killing himself"
"standing still and reading is the perfect time for a sniper to attack. buh-bye"
"DAMMIT GRIFF!"
"turns out that the kool-aid WAS acid, guess I shouldnt have shared it..."
"F*CKING NINJA'S!!!"
"died doing what he loved, your mother"
"I screwed up the order, it was supposed to be murder, THEN suicide"
"F*CKING CAMPERS!!!"
and lastly
"teamkillers are not fun in real life"

serious one
"tried fighting the sun with a lanturn in the middle of the night."
 

NoblePhilistineFox

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Cleril said:
Well, mine is a pun of "I'm sorry, but your princess is in another castle."

Though, I would be a prince since I have male genitalia!
I didnt need to ear that but thanks for shareing
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pantsoffdanceoff

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Easy

"Death is not a hunter unbeknownst to its prey, one is always aware that it lies in wait. Though life merely a journey to the grave, it must not be undertaken without hope. Only then will a traveler's story live on, treasured by who bid him farewell. But alas, now my guest's life has ended, his tale left unwritten..."
 

klaynexas3

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for shits and giggles: " 'and while you're dying i'll be still alive'....looks like GlaDos wasn't joking"
for serious: "A loving Father and Husband, gave his life to save the ones he loved"
and that's only if i get one. i really want to be cremated, and have a funeral under a $100 limit.
 

Biosophilogical

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"Caution: Pressure sensitive explosives buried beneath" - But I'd have it in tiny writing so people would have to be close to read it, and I'd have a solar-powered beeper that goes off whenever anyone stands on a pressure pad, so that they actually think there's a bomb ... alternatively, I'd hire someone to put low-grade explosives down but on a sensor so that they would go off when people walk over my grave and then walk away out of range of said explosives. Imagine the scare that would cause.
 

klaynexas3

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Oh That Dude said:
"FUUUUUUUUU-"
"brb"
"Fucking death, how does it work?"
"Goddamnit Nappa." (cookie for that one)
"Fucking lag."
"Fucking ninjas."
"Gone to admire the Space Duck." (cookie for that too)
"hey, i just got ***** slapped through a house, what's your excuse?"
yes, i know what the Nappa and Space Duck are. Team Four Star rules
 

Citrus

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Biosophilogical said:
... alternatively, I'd hire someone to put low-grade explosives down but on a sensor so that they would go off when people walk over my grave and then walk away out of range of said explosives. Imagine the scare that would cause.
Or you could have them go off before people could walk out of range. Imagine the scare that would cause.

Anyway, mine would be: "Fighting fear of claustrophia; not actually dead."
 

Hikarikage

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"He didn't believe there was a cow level...He was wrong."

"Not really dead, just likes his privacy."

"Save data corrupted."

"Please insert disc 2."

"Finally found Waldo. Waldo wasn't happy."

"He laughed in the face of Death. I'm sure you can see how that turned out."