what would you want writen on your gravestone?

[Corpse XxX]

"The cake is a spy"

"system malfunction, please reboot"

"Told you it was a stupid idea"

"see you soon"

"Decomposing in progress"

"Please let me respawn as Beyonce's bicycle seat!"

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

I told you I was sick!

 

[Ulquiorra4sama]

Maybe this one

"He Came. He saw. He didn't think much of it. He left

But if i wanted to be serious i'd go with.
"Jesus, gonna make up my dyin' bed.
Meet me, Jesus, meet me. Meet me in the middle of the air
If my wings should fail me, Lord. Please meet me with another pair

Well, well, well, so I can die easy"

 

[johnman]

"I will see you again.... sooner than you expect"
Or
"Room for one more"

 

[Galad]

"Get me out of here!"

 

[Vorlayn]

"Not respawning, too many corpse campers."

 

[Schadrach]

"I am perplexed."

Supposedly those were Aleister Crowley's final words. They seem very fitting.

 

[Brightzide]

Either 'in the human race , I beat you' or 'living...errr dead, proof that F2000's can actually kill shit' .

 

[Enrathi]

"Game Over
Continue?"

or

"My body lies but still I roam"

 

[Alon Shechter]

"Here lies Jesus Christ"

or:
"Here lies Mr.Awesome , jimmy page , bless his awesome soul."

or:

"I am a gamer dude. I will respawn in 20 seconds."

 

[Brandon237]

Just to reassure everyone who reads it: Don't worry, you'll be be joining me soon. Thanx for coming!

I wonder how many people I can get to commit suicide because they think it is a curse...

 

[tehweave]

"The greatest leader of our time"

I can dream!

Dream away, brother!

I've only died once but I think I've got the hang of it.

Clever!

Mine would be:
"Going down?" with an elevator button carved in there.

 

[CopperBoom]

He Could Spell "Written"

 

[Arawn.Chernobog]

if(day.isOneDayBeforeYoDie()){
int graveNumber = grave.getNumber();
zombie.rise(gravenumber);
System.out.println("See you soon");}

or

"I'm prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse"
"And you are not!"

 

[the_joker1112]

he almost made the jump.

i beat you in the human race

not dead, just whent home.

acctualy, im right behind you

quit standing on me.

while your reading this headstone, iv been zoneing in on you with my sniper rifle. please hold still, im a little rusty.

 

[Flamezdudes]

I'm right behind you...

And hopefully they'll be a gravestone infront of me with you on it.

 

[royohz]

"*Sigh* It was my own fault, Roger told me not to divide by zero..."

EDIT: Added a sighing meme.

 

[necromanzer52]

I told you we shouldn't have touched that.

 

[Archindar]

"Tested a prototype anti-Balverine hat. It didn't work."

I think i have seen this one somewhere before...

Mine would just say "On the highway to hell"