There are some awesome ones in here so far xD
"Flee! Flee to Space Australia! It's your only hope!"
Yeah mine isn't so great :l
"Flee! Flee to Space Australia! It's your only hope!"
Yeah mine isn't so great :l
What would you write on a Safe Room wall?
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"Chicago Ted will save us."
"Where is the mystery box?! Why can't I buy the weapons from the chalk outlines anymore?! Do I not have enough points?! I can't see my score!"
(Nazi zombie reference!)
"Zombies can't swim, but they can walk around on the bottom of the lake or stream. Don't go swimming!"
"If I make it out of this alive, I am so going to kick the *** of whoever stole my bike!"
"You are here" with an arrow pointing to the ground.
and finally
A well written argument about how region locked software shouldn't be used.
"Where is the mystery box?! Why can't I buy the weapons from the chalk outlines anymore?! Do I not have enough points?! I can't see my score!"
(Nazi zombie reference!)
"Zombies can't swim, but they can walk around on the bottom of the lake or stream. Don't go swimming!"
"If I make it out of this alive, I am so going to kick the *** of whoever stole my bike!"
"You are here" with an arrow pointing to the ground.
and finally
A well written argument about how region locked software shouldn't be used.
Hm...I don't really know. Either
"For the Grey Wardens!" because I love that battle call or "Don't make me come in the water! I'll come after your sons and daughters!" because I love that line from Happy Feet. Oh! Or that Quarian thing they're always saying, "Keelah-Salie" or however you spell it.
"For the Grey Wardens!" because I love that battle call or "Don't make me come in the water! I'll come after your sons and daughters!" because I love that line from Happy Feet. Oh! Or that Quarian thing they're always saying, "Keelah-Salie" or however you spell it.
THIS IS AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE: PLEASE READ....
behind you..
*screams*
Yeah, if I survive the apocalypse I'll just troll the safe houses or start up message boards..
"So yeah America's better at killing zombies than Germany"
"No way, *pulls out evidence* see it proves we're better"
"yeah well we beat you in WW2"
"yeah well you suck d**k"
"well I f**ked your mum"
"... my mum's a zombie"
"ha lol"
On 2nd thoughts my post apocalyptic message boards won't work..
behind you..
*screams*
Yeah, if I survive the apocalypse I'll just troll the safe houses or start up message boards..
"So yeah America's better at killing zombies than Germany"
"No way, *pulls out evidence* see it proves we're better"
"yeah well we beat you in WW2"
"yeah well you suck d**k"
"well I f**ked your mum"
"... my mum's a zombie"
"ha lol"
On 2nd thoughts my post apocalyptic message boards won't work..
Either
"Behind You", or "It's all going to be okay" Followed by a print of my hand, smeared down the wall in red paint.
"Behind You", or "It's all going to be okay" Followed by a print of my hand, smeared down the wall in red paint.
"Relax; they're not Sprinty Zombies."
***
"Oh fuck, they ARE Sprinty Zombies!"
***
"I was almost a Jill Sandwich."
***
*above a wooden sword.*
"It's dangerous to go alone, take this!"
***
"4chan, what the fuck did you guys do!?"
***
"Welcome to the safe house! Here you are perfectly safe! As long as you stay within these walls, you will survive the Zombie apocalypse.
However, by now a question should be forming in your mind; 'who wrote this message?' Why is he, or she, no longer in this safe house?
Perhaps you will assume, wrongly, that they went in search of loved ones. Perhaps you will assume this is just a really bad joke. Perhaps, as the sound of your death approaches, you will wonder if this is not quite as safe as you were lead to believe.
Welcome to the safe house. Here you are physically safe. As long as you stay within these walls, no creature beyond these walls can harm you.
But the darkness behind your eyes still can.
-Anonymous."
***
"Oh fuck, they ARE Sprinty Zombies!"
***
"I was almost a Jill Sandwich."
***
*above a wooden sword.*
"It's dangerous to go alone, take this!"
***
"4chan, what the fuck did you guys do!?"
***
"Welcome to the safe house! Here you are perfectly safe! As long as you stay within these walls, you will survive the Zombie apocalypse.
However, by now a question should be forming in your mind; 'who wrote this message?' Why is he, or she, no longer in this safe house?
Perhaps you will assume, wrongly, that they went in search of loved ones. Perhaps you will assume this is just a really bad joke. Perhaps, as the sound of your death approaches, you will wonder if this is not quite as safe as you were lead to believe.
Welcome to the safe house. Here you are physically safe. As long as you stay within these walls, no creature beyond these walls can harm you.
But the darkness behind your eyes still can.
-Anonymous."