What would you write on a Safe Room wall?

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sky14kemea

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There are some awesome ones in here so far xD

"Flee! Flee to Space Australia! It's your only hope!"

Yeah mine isn't so great :l
 

Zantos

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My message would be the phrase that I yell everytime i get a good kill. Scrawled in zombie blood across the wall.

"Bangarang, Mother F***er"

Obviously without the swearing, but as much as L4D is 18 rated, escapist isn't
 

Scarim Coral

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"Stop wasting your time reading this. Get out that and shoot more zombies!"
 

darth.pixie

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To whom it may concern:

Are you bored wacking zombies with planks and crowbars all day? Do you just not have enough bullets? Is your flamethrower out of gas? Well, we have the solution for you. Send your money to (address/account) and we will be sending our spray cans of Zombie-B-Gone. Money back guaranteed if you are eaten by a zombie.

Call now!

[sub]Zombie-B-Gone is not responsible for zombie bites/wounds and/or loss of a loved one[/sub]
 

CronosYamato

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"Chicago Ted will save us."

"Where is the mystery box?! Why can't I buy the weapons from the chalk outlines anymore?! Do I not have enough points?! I can't see my score!"
(Nazi zombie reference!)

"Zombies can't swim, but they can walk around on the bottom of the lake or stream. Don't go swimming!"

"If I make it out of this alive, I am so going to kick the *** of whoever stole my bike!"

"You are here" with an arrow pointing to the ground.

and finally

A well written argument about how region locked software shouldn't be used.
 

Sniper Team 4

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Hm...I don't really know. Either

"For the Grey Wardens!" because I love that battle call or "Don't make me come in the water! I'll come after your sons and daughters!" because I love that line from Happy Feet. Oh! Or that Quarian thing they're always saying, "Keelah-Salie" or however you spell it.
 

shadyh8er

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The cake is a lie.

What is it that makes you guys jump so damn high?

(Seriously, have you seen how high they go?)
 

Lord Kloo

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THIS IS AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE: PLEASE READ....

behind you..

*screams*


Yeah, if I survive the apocalypse I'll just troll the safe houses or start up message boards..

"So yeah America's better at killing zombies than Germany"

"No way, *pulls out evidence* see it proves we're better"

"yeah well we beat you in WW2"

"yeah well you suck d**k"

"well I f**ked your mum"

"... my mum's a zombie"

"ha lol"

On 2nd thoughts my post apocalyptic message boards won't work..
 

Eatspeeple

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Either
"Behind You", or "It's all going to be okay" Followed by a print of my hand, smeared down the wall in red paint.
 

v3n0mat3

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"You have lost the Game"

"14/F/CA"

"It's not safe to go alone! Take this! *leave crappy item below message*"

"Candlejack will not come an"

"I have written on the wall, take that post-apocolyptic society!"
 

Wargamer

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"Relax; they're not Sprinty Zombies."

***

"Oh fuck, they ARE Sprinty Zombies!"

***

"I was almost a Jill Sandwich."

***

*above a wooden sword.*
"It's dangerous to go alone, take this!"

***

"4chan, what the fuck did you guys do!?"

***

"Welcome to the safe house! Here you are perfectly safe! As long as you stay within these walls, you will survive the Zombie apocalypse.

However, by now a question should be forming in your mind; 'who wrote this message?' Why is he, or she, no longer in this safe house?

Perhaps you will assume, wrongly, that they went in search of loved ones. Perhaps you will assume this is just a really bad joke. Perhaps, as the sound of your death approaches, you will wonder if this is not quite as safe as you were lead to believe.

Welcome to the safe house. Here you are physically safe. As long as you stay within these walls, no creature beyond these walls can harm you.

But the darkness behind your eyes still can.
-Anonymous."
 

CronosYamato

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Wargamer said:
"Relax; they're not Sprinty Zombies."

***

"Oh fuck, they ARE Sprinty Zombies!"

***

"I was almost a Jill Sandwich."

***

*above a wooden sword.*
"It's dangerous to go alone, take this!"

***

"4chan, what the fuck did you guys do!?"

***

"Welcome to the safe house! Here you are perfectly safe! As long as you stay within these walls, you will survive the Zombie apocalypse.

However, by now a question should be forming in your mind; 'who wrote this message?' Why is he, or she, no longer in this safe house?

Perhaps you will assume, wrongly, that they went in search of loved ones. Perhaps you will assume this is just a really bad joke. Perhaps, as the sound of your death approaches, you will wonder if this is not quite as safe as you were lead to believe.

Welcome to the safe house. Here you are physically safe. As long as you stay within these walls, no creature beyond these walls can harm you.

But the darkness behind your eyes still can.
-Anonymous."
Oh dear lord, that last one is so creepy, and yet so true...