What would you write on a Safe Room wall?

[AstylahAthrys]

"This safe house is not a natural formation. Someone built it, so it must lead somewhere."

Or

"I survived a zombie attack and all I got was this lousy safe house."

 

[Ldude893]

"I saw a zombie with a crab on his head today. It was weird."

"I can't believe groin shots don't work on these things."

"Witch, y u no stop crying?"

 

[LHZA]

Congradulations! You survived the zombie apocolypse and all you got was this lousy message!

 

[GotMalkAvian]

I'd messily scrawl the following words:

"We still found a way in."

 

[Cpt-Dysprosa]

I would quote from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

'BEWARE OF THE LEOPARD!!!"

I too would quote The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

"DON'T PANIC" written in huge friendly letters. It's such obvious advice, but always overlooked ...

 

[Alorxico]

I'd draw a tic-tac-toe board, place an X in the middle square and write "Your turn"

Depending on how long I was stuck in there, my next message would be "That's no Safe-House, it's a Space Station", then "The Safe House is a lie" and finally "Argh! So bored!"

Assuming I got rescued, my last message would be the date I entered the Safe-house, the date I got rescued and the following message "Caught a level 5 Rattata shortly after entering safe house, it is now a level 99 Ratticate. So, yes, you will be here a while. I left you some crossword puzzles in the First Aid Kit."

 

[Dwarfman]

I would quote from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

'BEWARE OF THE LEOPARD!!!"

I too would quote The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

"DON'T PANIC" written in huge friendly letters. It's such obvious advice, but always overlooked ...

To quote Arthur Dent. "It's the most intelligent thing anybody has said to me all day!"

 

[k-ossuburb]

"There was an asshole here, he's gone now."

"Observation #453: the walking dead appear to have a fondness for the human brain, no wonder I'm the only intelligent person left alive."

"You know what they say: when in Rome, do as the braaaaaaaiiiinns..."

"Shop smart, shop S-Mart."

 

[UrbanCohort]

"YOU JUST LOST THE --------"

In my own blood, then make a bloody hand print to make it seem like I expired as I was finishing it.

Then I can troll equally well in death as I did in life.

 

[lacktheknack]

"MINECRAFT LIED TO MEEEEEEEE!"

 

[Sendura]

"ENEMY AC-130 ABOVE"

 

[aegix drakan_v1legacy]

OH. MY. GOSH. I AM ALIIIIIVE!!!

 

[Bobbovski]

Warning: Excessive exposure to the outside of this safe room might cause severe cases of zombieism and death.

 

[Yersinia_pestis]

"S.T.A.R.S!"

"Waaaaagh!"

"Sanity is for the weak!"

"Why so serious?"

 

[Commander Jack Rankin]

"Don't fuck with a witch!"

Runner-Up choice:
"Thank you Mario, but our princess is in another castle...and there's a zombie holding a bottle of barbecue sauce behind you."

 

[LarenzoAOG]

"Ring-a-ding mother fuckers"

"If it weren't for the zombies you'd be having a nice time huh?"

"Shit just got real"

"It's about to go down"

"Shoot this mutha fucka" with arrow pointing to picture of zombie.

 

[ultrachicken]

REMEMBER REACH!!!
xD

'The plants don't work. They're still coming. The plants don't work'

These have to be the two best possible responses.

 

[theamazingbean]

"This wouldn't have happened if you'd worn a condom."