What would you write on a Safe Room wall?

[AnonymousTipster]

"Behind you!"

 

[Sparkytheyetti]

"THE SPICE MUST FLOW!"

 

[Sendura]

"I've killed 572 zombies so far. STILL NO TACTICAL NUKE."

 

[Trolldor]

'If you're here, you're immune. People taste like pork, and zombies taste like people,'

 

[Aetherius]

If you can't see them they can't see you! On the other hand, they may just be above you.

EDIT:Blankets don't work as well as I had BRRAAAIAIAINSNINSSSSS!!!!

 

[Dr. Paine]

me: "Wrex"

whoever comes next writes: "Shepard"

and so on

THE MEME WILL LIVE FOREVER

"Can the zombie apocalypse wait? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."

Or...

"Ah yes, 'Infected'. Humans infected by a mutated rabies virus, causing extreme aggression and the urge to kill. We have dismissed that claim."

Grab some pills before you- ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

Leaving the safe room to get military help... heavy risk. But the prize... (My god, how did none of us think of that one, that's the most obvious of all of them.)

 

[SimuLord]

"If any of this armor fails to protect your life, I'll give you a full refund."

 

[rb26dett]

i'd find some writing saying "oh my god, zombies everywhere" and put a "Thanks cap" under it

 

[badgersprite]

REDRUM. REDRUM. REDRUM. REDRUM. REDRUM.

Tony told me to...

And 'All Work And No Play' is overdone.

 

[Scizophrenic Llama]

"Here may be found...
...the last words of Joseph of Arimathea:
He who is valiant and pure of spirit...
...may find the Holy Grail...
...in the Castle of Aaargh."

 

[J4D3N]

"FIRST LOL" whether i was first to the safe room or not.

This

 

[Whitenail]

In big black letters a mtre high "FUCKING CALLED IT!"

Or possibly (with intended misspellings, warped letters and other crazy things) something along the lines of "I opened every first-aid kit, coated the bandages with poison and filled the dressing bags with salt and kerosene", they'd probably buy it.

 

[KenzS]

"Why don't ALL rooms have doors like these?"

 

[Fr]anc[is]

There used to be a hole here. It's gone now

 

[Solo-Wing]

anc[is]There used to be a hole here. It's gone now

I'm fairly certain you were ninja'd to this like 4 times before this.

 

[Sandjube]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite safe room on the Citadel.


I never get tired of saying that...

Sorry but thread over with this. xD brilliant!

How about "Good news everyone! You just lost the game!" as have all of you who are now reading this in Professor Farnsworths voice.

God damn it. Got me again. GAH!

 

[Fr]anc[is]

anc[is]There used to be a hole here. It's gone now

I'm fairly certain you were ninja'd to this like 4 times before this.

Didn't care enough to check 9 pages for something rather insignificant

 

[havass]

"Don't go into the toilets. Nobody ever leaves first aid kits in there."

 

[Sandjube]

Dunno if it's been said yet, but...

"Last one alive, lock the door!"

 

[MrGalactus]

"Where's episode 3, already?"
In blood.