What would you write on a Safe Room wall?

[Razmas]

"Don't worry, I know exactly how to defeat every zombie in the world and end this nightmare! All you have to do is-" *Message abruptly ends*

Or alternatively:

"I wish we had Dumbledore here. Seriously, did you see the shit he pulled in Half Blood Prince? Guy would pwn these rotting bitches."

 

[SomeBoredGuy]

I'd write out the lyrics of this song.

 

[Scorched_Cascade]

"KASHWAK=NO-FO"

"I was grabbed by the Ghoulies"

"All GLORY TO THE HORDE"

"Save me Jebus!"

"Bill? Bill?! BIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL!" ~ As in metal gear solid

"Remember save one bullet" - For yourself obviously

"Warriors....Come ouuuuut and plaaaaaaaaay!" ~that annoying quote from "Warriors" film

Dawn of war quotes are pretty good too:

"Only in death does duty end"-crossed out with a magic marker

"Do you hear the voices too?"

"Fear denies Faith"

"I know no fear for I am fear incarnate!"

"Walk softly and carry a big gun"

"Despair for I am the end of days"

"The reign of the false Emperor is over at last"

"MAIM, KILL, BURN, MAIM, KILL, BURN"
"BLOOD for the BLOOD god! SKULLS for the skull throne"


I'd also rig up a sound system playing a recorded version of the Horde noise at random intervals

Believe it or not this is my edited and trimmed down list.

 

[Night_S1ash]

Save the cheerleader, save the world

 

[standokan]

If you read this then I am already dead

 

[Alluos]

Totally go for "Ascend from darkness"

or maybe "BEHIND YOU!"

 

[Ironic Pirate]

My message would be the phrase that I yell everytime i get a good kill. Scrawled in zombie blood across the wall.

"Bangarang, Mother F***er"

Obviously without the swearing, but as much as L4D is 18 rated, escapist isn't

Actually, you can swear on here.

It's fucking awesome.

 

[pyrosaw]

"First post"I think I made my point.

 

[Daveman]

Sadly I think I'd just stick with the classic "The Cake is a Lie"... written in my own shit.

 

[kinggamecat]

"DIE BEIBER DIE!"

"PINGAS!" Plus a picture of Dr. Robotnik

"Boner boner boner boner boner boner boner"

"Who else Jerked off in here?"

"THE WITCH IS HOT"

"SQUADILAH WE ARE OFF!" With a picture of Gwanom from the Legend of Zelda CDI games

"I JUST ATE 12 PEACHES!"

"MUST... KILL... ZOMBIE... BIEBER!"

"I Wrote this in feces!" written in feces

"DIE MILEY CYRUS YOU SUCK ALMOST AS MUCH AS JUSTIN BEIBER!"

A picture of a penis

"The cake is a lie"

"SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE"

"Soilent green is People"

"Darth Vader is Luke's Father"

"ROSEBUD WAS THE SLED!"

"THE KILLER IN PSYCHO WAS THE CLERK PRETENDING TO BE HIS MOTHER!"


"ATLAS IS FRANK FONTAIN!"

"SPOILER WARNING!"

"A MAN CHOOSES, A SLAVE OBEYS!"

"LAMB IS ALWAYS WATCHING"

"LONG LIVE ZENU!"

"Temporarily ran out of funny stuff to say will post again later probably"

 

[Binerexis]

"itchy... tasty.."

 

[lastwanderer]

lets see

Mad ones:

remeber to take this opitunity go nuts and kill all the people you hated

is your friend twitching and muttering to himself about killing them all, remember to keep him out in front at all times

REMEMBER! a dead celebrity is not a pet

it was their fault they caused this, its always them

zombie kill of the week

useful ones for my area:

head south towards portsmouth the cliffs are covered in old forts many of which are still in good shape. failing that head into the city you might be able to find a boat to take you one of the many sea forts out in the channel or to the isle of white.

remember we don't have that many guns in this country so look out for melele weapons CHECK ALL GARDEN CENTRES.

 

[squid5580]

Warning
If zombies chase us...I'm tripping you!

 

[Shade184]

"vera is seeing me through this one"

YES.
Jayne would make a badass zombie hunter. Hell, the whole crew would.

Spoiler: Spoilered just in case you haven't seen Serenity...

Don't they do that in the movie anyway?

PROTIP: Do not attempt coitus with the crying ones. This will only lead to bad things.

They don't like the taste of nerd--use this well, and pass it on. (I'd leave a third edition Space Marine codex underneath.)

SKEWER THE WINGED BEAST! (Just to screw with everybody reading.)

Lol at the first one, and regarding the third - that would ESPECIALLY freak people out if it was written before Black Ops came out.

What a nice safe room you hav--sssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Oh, SHI-

 

[Shade184]

"has anyone seen my boomstick? its a 12guage remmington from Smart with a walnut wooden stock and cobalt blue steel"(cookie for reference)

Army of Darkness?

 

[JBojangles]

I would of course write "tits or gtfo."

 

[irishstormtrooper]

"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. But I'm all out of ass, so I'm gonna the fuck out of this gum!"

 

[Master Kuja]

'I'm in trouble - Please recommend this message!'

Haha, why the fuck do people leave these lying around on Demon's Souls, and why do they get recommendations?

Every recommendation fully restores your health.
Thing is, it's utterly useless because when you need them most, you won't get them, so you always end up getting random health restores when you're already at full or something.

Also:

"Your health is low, do you have any potions, or food?"

 

[Trivun]

"Dear Ellis, if you're alive and reading this, I really enjoyed that little vacation in Guam. Wish we were still there, no zombies, eh? I'll never forget your 'sausage', nor the sour milk, if you know what I mean ;D! Love Keith..."

Yeah, that'll teach that smug ***** to tell crappy stories...