The Banblades, used to sever the ties between trolls and their victims. After humiliation, of course.
Booze Zombie said:
I'd have a ban-amulet.
Hold it in my hands, point it at someone, say "you're banned" (in latin, because that's awesome) and then they're banned by a red beam of light, because that is also awesome.
I like the way you think. It's... uh, "awesome".
ctrl-alt-postal said:
I don't know if a hammer is beatable, really, but if I was to try:
The ban-panda. Think of him as your friendly half-ton bouncer.
"You got PANDA-BANNED!"
I am horrified to admit that I thought of this banpanda and was going to post it. You got there first.
But to add to it, how about "IT BRINGS PANDA-MONIUM!"?
