What would your Ban Weapon be?

[Sion_Barzahd]

I'd go for a weighted ban boe staff, a ***** slap across the face with that would teach those fucking trolls

 

[Firia]

Ban O'clock!
It's cool!

 

[SachielOne]

How about we just lock the trolls in a room with the Ark of the Covenant, and let it do the rest?

 

[ChaosGenesis]

Ban Star (modified Death Star) to destroy the planet Troll!

 

[SteakHeart]

The banAA-12. I've always liked that gun, and killing trolls with an autoshotgun that fires grenades just seems cool.

 

[Indecizion]

A ban shovel. Solid gold, adorned with jewels in the shape of a frowny face on the shovel head. And as I pounce upon my victim I shout, "Dig this shit!"
Yeah. Hell yeah.

rofl yeah gotta agree with this i was thinking shovel, but that just takes the cake imo

 

[brunothepig]

A ban Gamecube. Cause those things are practically unbreakable. And they even already have a handle. Come on. It's perfect.

 

[daconcon]

the banblade but only because it sounds catchy

 

[XJ-0461]

The powers of Dr. Banhattan.

http://www.instantrimshot.com/

 

[vodkainferno]

The ban hat.
I toss a hat like odd job at the account and it gets banned

 

[TheStickman]

My avatar's pelvis.
Every time he pulses it someone is banned.

 

[Spaghetti]

The "Ban-Cannon". As an example of how such a device would work, here is a guinea-pig who is to be banned.

 

[StrangerQ]

Banstaff it would have gnarled head with little vials with green fluid in it and each had tag troll tears... of and rope... lost of rope

 

[seventy7l]

A boot to the head.
A brown boot to their face.

And a crowbar good banbar.

 

[DoctorWhat]

I would totally take the Ban Pan.

Whack trolls across the face, then cook some delicious, delicious bacon. It's multi-functional!

mmmm...... troll-grease...

 

[Ranthus]

The banhammer.
A five hundred ton miniature sledgehammer. Looks like a carpenter's mallet with the word "BAN" on it. It is the single most powerful weapon in the universe.

 

[Sexy Street]

It would be a ban swiss army knife. Fuck you I ban you with a cork-sckrew!

 

[ultimateownage]

Ban minigun, aw yea.

 

[Baron Von Evil Satan]

A ban sword that is actually a key, and when you stick it into people it unlocks their death... I mean... bans them...

 

[WINDOWCLEAN2]

I would have a ban Kanye West, every time someone posts something that should get them banned, it would be cut in half and Kanye West would type the rest, and then promptly ban them. I like this idea.

"Wait, wait...ima gonna let you finish but did you know tha' (insert person here) has just posted on (insert thread here) and should so be gettin the replys!"