What would your Ban Weapon be?

[feather240]

Ban shoes. They have stilettos in the front, so when I see a troll or something, I pop that blade out, and kick that fucker right in the genitalia!
Cookie for reference.

Blade 3 perhaps?
wistlers daughter i recall had some stuff like that

I'm gonna kick this old school:

http://www.freewebs.com/scaramangasgoldengun/vil5.JPG

You know what's really old school? Just a knife. It's retro!

 

[SilverZ]

these Ban-Cannons would do... ^.^

 

[Flos]

A plastic wand with a plastic unicorn head at the tip.

I tap the banned on the head and then I ride off into the sunset on my pink moped.

 

[SplitThought]

Ban Note. Write the name / forum of the troll in it and cause of ban, and all their posts horribly wither and die within the next 40 seconds.

 

[Aunel]

A ban rifle with a hammer for the handle, I'd snipe trolls from afar and then hit their corpses with the hammer part of the rifle, preferably while wearing a badass longcoat. It would also come with several firing modes, different types of ammo, and many aiming and viewing devices, since I just love having those things when sniping.

a bullet for banning
a bullet for suspending
a bullet for probation,
and just a regular bullet to kill people with.

OT: what would you expect, ban bass of course.
yes I am that predictable.

 

[Abedeus]

Mlojnr, Thor's mighty b&hammer.

Mjollnir.

As for my weapon...

Meet F.L.E.I.J.A. A powerful, cheap source of nuclear bombs, range 3000 meters. Every shot causes a 1,3km radius zone of destruction, where everything absorbed instantly vanishes. Then, after the zone shrinks again, sucking in all the air and matter that was previously in that spot.

Would cause an instant wipe-out of a whole board if used.

 

[ctrl-alt-postal]

I don't know if a hammer is beatable, really, but if I was to try:

The ban-panda. Think of him as your friendly half-ton bouncer.

"You got PANDA-BANNED!"

 

[Eggsnham]

A solid gold Desert Eagle that fire's exploding rounds.I shall call it Bessy.

Reminds me of that one dude from "Uncharted: Drake's Fortune". Eddy was his name I think.

 

[rabidmidget]

A nuke tied to the end of a stick

 

[SachielOne]

I'd use Bruce BANner. HULK SMASH TROLL!!!

 

[Jim Grim]

Just my finger. I would point at 'em, give 'em a bit of a dissaproving stare, and then they would just dissapear in a cloud of magic purple candy dust.

 

[NghtmaresXNoVaKaiNe]

Ban Finger. Everything I point at and DECIDE should be banned (whether mentally or vocally) is banned. Other powers include increased pointing accuracy (which gives a +2 to Dexterity), extreme pointing prowess (which allows me to point flawlessly) and the ability to make things into chocolate animal crackers.

 

[raunchysandwich]

it would look like the ending of Aliens 4

 

[HolidayBrick]

I like to keep it classic.

This guy knows what's up. It's always the hammer, the hammer that bans.

 

[Dommyboy]

I like to keep it classic.

This guy knows what's up. It's always the hammer, the hammer that bans.

With a hammer that powerful, you don't need any other of these fancy other banning weapons.

 

[Knife-28]

A solid gold Desert Eagle that fire's exploding rounds.I shall call it Bessy.

Reminds me of that one dude from "Uncharted: Drake's Fortune". Eddy was his name I think.

Ironicly I've never played that game

 

[Soxafloppin]

A ban mace.

Awesome.

 

[timh]

I would have gigantic spiked gloves! That would be so cool! Just like BAM DIE!

 

[AceMcBadass]

i would prolly go with a glass claymore right out of Oblivion. Not only is it uber powerfull, but man its pretty. Add a little fire damage to add insult to injury.