What would your Ban Weapon be?

[hearty0]

I played killing floor during the free weekend on steam so I'd have to say a Batana. Just imagine the battles(of course I'd simply be humouring then until I was bored and pressed the fuck you button =-3)...

Actually you don't have to.
[sub]Note that all my injuries were superficial just to add to the drama =-P[/sub]

 

[Amethyst Wind]

AK Forty Se-BAN!

For when you absolutely, positively have to ban every ************ in the room; accept no substitues.

 

[Tiny116]

Think Eric Elrics Automail arm, Add a gattling gun and missile launcher and your getting close *Evil Glint*

 

[GammaChris]

Ban-Nunchaku would be pretty sweet


Think about how crazy a swarm of ban-locusts would potentially be.

 

[THEMILKMAN]

Ban-Mother in Law!!!!!!!!

 

[Spitfire175]

The "ban-i-gun". It's like a minigun, except that it fires ban.

 

[El Poncho]

Hidden Blade, I want to get up close and personal.

 

[Elburzito]

The BanDog.A Large Rottweiler trained by the police to brutally murder a rule-breaker.
RELEASE THE DOG!!!!

 

[Jamface]

my fists... thats not stupid, right?

 

[stonethered]

Ban-axe. It's like a banhammer, only sharp and axe-ier.

 

[Keepitclean]

THE BANSTAR

 

[knight steel]

Hmmmmm i would have a ban smile. All i would have to do is give an evil grin and all the trolls would vanish.

 

[knight steel]

I would have a ban cloak all who go in never come out.

Edit:This is my second choice

 

[Phenakist]

The Ban-Phoenix, not what you're thinking... I shall explain...

The forum would go dark and silent then out of flames will come Phoenix Wright pointing his finger of banning justice and scream OBJECTION, BANNED!

Bet you can't guess what game I've been playing over the holidays...

 

[Andsre]

Hmm...this is a tough one.

Either a herring
or...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXrIngC_m-0

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[Biosophilogical]

The Ban .... something. Ban-something, ban-some thing. BANsome thing. It would be a man that women find handsome, and he would punch the person I was banning in the face (through the internet if need be) and they would both explode. That way, not only do I ban someone, but because my bansome thing uses real handsome people, it increases my odds for getting a girl.

 

[the1ultimate]

Would wield the mighty Tuning Fork of judgement in one hand and the cloth of erasure in the other.

At least that would be a unique weapon combination.

 

[literallyanythingelse]

MC BanHammer. The trolls would fall in fear of his mighty parachute pants.

 

[Zaldin]

Ban-Scythe, complete with skeletal horse and long robes >=D!
Oh, and a book, so I can judge them, and look wise and stuff, and then brutally decapitate them!