What would your Ban Weapon be?

[Et3rnalLegend64]

Will there ever be a replacement for Frickin' Huge Magical Lasers of Banning?

Spoiler

 

[metalcore42]

The ban hip thrust.
ooooh yeah

 

[Mello Yello]

I'd have to go with either the mighty staff of either Bandalf the Grey or Tim the Enbanter.

 

[Hussmann54]

A ban guitar, Fooly Cooly style.

I gotcha back on the Ban-Pearlite-Drumset!


Or a shoop-da-ban-whoop,

IMMA FIRING MAH LAZAR AND IMMA BANNIN SOME TROLLS
I have dispensed over 9000 bans.

DOCTOR BAN-AGONAPUS!!!!!!!! BBBBBLLLLLLEEEEEEAAAARRRRGGGGGGGGG!

 

[Enigmers]

A Ban-revolver or a ban-shotgun or something loud like that to make me feel big.

edit: "Bandalf the Grey" that's genius.

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

http://right-thoughts.us/images/uploads/SoldierTech_XM109-2.jpg[img]

A 25mm bullet designed specifically for the purpose of turning trolls inside out.

 

[Captain Schpack]

A ban cookie. I qoute you then give you a cookie. Your being unknowingly explodes into a thosand smoldering embers, each one being raped by a Ban Pedobear. As you die, ghastly ghostly. Voices read aloud your idiocy for your new Ban family to hear And laugh at.

For enternity

 

[Crossborder]

Ban-sentry. Woohoo, go laziness!

 

[toapat]

a ban Cat-o-Nine-Tails made from sharpened tungsten-carbide chainlinks

deli-sliced troll

 

[Linkassassin360]

Ban-hiddenblade. They would be gone without a trace, and I would already be on my way to the next ban.

 

[Sanctus Hospes]

A hammer and a sickle.

 

[sarahvait]

Ban fishslap.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhJQp-q1Y1s

 

[Lambi]

Ban-Ultima Weapon (the sword, not the monster, though that would be awesome as hell) fully equipped with a Ban-Flameshield.

 

[Macgyvercas]

I would have one of two things:

1) A Ban-Bastard Sword

or

2) A Ban-Quarterstaff

EDIT: This is my first choice...

Spoiler

BAN-MJOLNIR

 

[DemetriTheGreek]

Ban-Shotgun

 

[Tonimata]

PSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTT
Am I the only one that thinks big in these forums?

http://rafaelgurbisz.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/mk_6_nuclear_bomb.jpg

Think about it. There's a high chance that the troll it is aimed for is neighbour (in a rather big radius) to another troll, and so on.

You can't spell slaughter without laughter
ZING!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Ban-hiddenblade. They would be gone without a trace, and I would already be on my way to the next ban.

Aaaaand ninja'd.

 

[Communist partisan]

A yellow spas 12 that haves the BAN text writen over it in black oh yeah...

 

[magnuslion]

I would steal a page from cartoon history and bust out the El-Ka-Ban banjo!!!