What would your Escapist Title be?

[ThaBenMan]

Crawlspace Fallacy.

I so win.

Basement Folk-tale?

"Attic Fable"

A simple "Esquire" would be a pretty sweet title.

 

[scotth266]

'Shakespeare's Gay Boys in Bondage'

It encompasses everything I am as a person.

Sorry, couldn't resist. That's just the reaction I had the first time through. After that, I realized that it would be hilariously awesome.

My own would likely be something along the lines of "Master Blaster" or the name of my infamous Dutch Explorer in AoE3, "Ballz McGee."

Failing that: The Sword of Smiting Smithery. Take that!

 

[dalek sec]

Leader of the Cult of Skaro!

 

[Singing Gremlin]

I'd have to go with in-jokes I think.

Flying Tank Guy.

 

[MelziGurl]

The Devil's Reject - I haven't read the others pages, so I'll be sad if someone else was thinking the same -_-

 

[UsefulPlayer 1]

Butt Monkey

 

[SharPhoe]

Ensemble Darkhorse.

Oh, you're gonna be like that, huh? Then I want The Woobie, so people will pity me. XD

 

[Crowghast]

I'm torn. Well, not really, i've got an idea.

[i\]Suave Incarnate.[/i]

Don't know why, it was either that or "debonair". And "Loquacious Sequepedalian" doesn't roll off the tongue quite as well.

 

[calelogan]

"Vagrant Bard"

or something completely random like "Mighty Tuts"

 

[Guitar Gamer]

this basically sums me up

PROCRASTINATOR EXTRAORDINAIRE

also titles with big words are awesome

 

[Red Ring of Pissed off gamer]

Pimps gone wild

 

[SimuLord]

Just a thought, but there REALLY ought to be a way to get custom titles if you've been on the forum long enough/done something noteworthy/the staff just feel your idea is cool. I mentioned my idea (No Multiplayer Mode) earlier, a concept I'm so dedicated to that I'm considering a proposal for upcoming Escapist issue #214 (My Player One And Only) about my dedication to the singleplayer gamer's art.

 

[wewontdie11]

"Unsung Poster" I think. I kinda drift through the forums making my comments and sarcastic jokes, posting the occasional review but I'd be surprised if anybody really paid attention to any of my (currently) 1700 posts.

 

[Spadly]

I'd fancy "Twatdragon" purely for the "wait, what?" factor.

 

[ThaBenMan]

Just a thought, but there REALLY ought to be a way to get custom titles if you've been on the forum long enough/done something noteworthy/the staff just feel your idea is cool. I mentioned my idea (No Multiplayer Mode) earlier, a concept I'm so dedicated to that I'm considering a proposal for upcoming Escapist issue #214 (My Player One And Only) about my dedication to the singleplayer gamer's art.

I look forward to reading it! I, too, am almost exclusively a single-player guy.

It would be cool to have certain conditions where you can choose a custom title, or at least more opportunities to win the right to one.

 

[SniperWolf427]

"Vagrant Bard"

or something completely random like "Mighty Tuts"

I laughed really hard at this because at first glance it looked like Vagrant Beard. Then i saw it was Bard and wished it actually had been Beard.

Anyways, i'd want mine to be "Melon Smuggler" because many people would waste their miserable lives trying to interpret whether or not i'm being literal, and if not, what i actually mean by it.

 

[calelogan]

"Vagrant Bard"

or something completely random like "Mighty Tuts"

I laughed really hard at this because at first glance it looked like Vagrant Beard. Then i saw it was Bard and wished it actually had been Beard.

Anyways, i'd want mine to be "Melon Smuggler" because many people would waste their miserable lives trying to interpret whether or not i'm being literal, and if not, what i actually mean by it.

You're right! I change my vote to "Vagrant Beard"

 

[Hman121]

Lord of Latino-Related Posts.

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

Hmm, I think something along the lines of:

Aspartame Zombie Grace

I think this because this because those three words have no link to one another. They could also be the name of an attack in some really horribly obscure RPG. Maybe not, then. Whatever.

As for an actual title, I'd probably go for something incredibly mundane and expected.

Something like The DemonGuy or 792nd in Line to the Throne of Hell. That one's probably a bit too long actually, so scratch that.