I'd deal with them by forcing all the writers (and executives) that keep shoehorning zombies into things to sit and watch the shittiest zombie movies I can find for 48 hrs. non stop until they are all as sick of zombies as I am.
What would your ideal way to deal with zombies be?
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I would grab my Best Friend and his sister, a katana and dual magnums, grab a f*ck load of ammo and then run to the airport and get a boat and a hell load of fuel. Join a community of boat people that make a journey to England. Stop along the way to get supplies and stuff.
Get to England, grab loads of cards, trucks and stuff. Get more supplies but stuff to barricade and stuff. Then go far North and get a large castle. Clear it out, barricade it, make a farm and then sort out roles, jobs and such.
and then keep rebuilding until we get a cure.
But there may be zombies in this world if someone invents them.
Get to England, grab loads of cards, trucks and stuff. Get more supplies but stuff to barricade and stuff. Then go far North and get a large castle. Clear it out, barricade it, make a farm and then sort out roles, jobs and such.
and then keep rebuilding until we get a cure.
But there may be zombies in this world if someone invents them.
The only viable solution is to glass the planet,if you want to kill the zombies. There is no surviving a zombie apocalypse. You make a sound? They know where you ware. They don't need sleep. They don't need to breathe. They're infectious,so exponential growth applies. Even if you're "Immune" to the virus,and others are,too,it's a recessive gene,and you'll still carry the virus,infecting others you come into contact with. When you procreate,there's a 50% chance that your child will only have one "immunity" chromosome,thus rendering them vulnerable to the virus.
The zombie apocalypse is the worst of them all; it gives people false hope. You cannot win against the zombie apocalypse.
The zombie apocalypse is the worst of them all; it gives people false hope. You cannot win against the zombie apocalypse.
Castle with a moat, some guns, a friend(in zombie films people who are by themselves die, not the pair or small group, hopefully we don't separate) and a garden to grow vegetables in, also, a nuclear weapon in case it all goes to hell, because I don't want to be a zombie
Kick back and wait for the massive amounts of people who know how to deal with zombies take care of the problem before it gets out of hand...
But really, even in a hypothetical zombie outbreak, everyone who has access to some sort of media knows what to do with zombies. The plague would be over before it really started
Ok, fine, i'll answer the question.
*find suitable shelter
* stockpile food and weapons
* get together with some people I trust
*wait it out
If its infected humans type, they'll end up starving to death and waste away
If its actual undead zombies, wait for nature to take its course and let them decompose.
But really, even in a hypothetical zombie outbreak, everyone who has access to some sort of media knows what to do with zombies. The plague would be over before it really started
Ok, fine, i'll answer the question.
*find suitable shelter
* stockpile food and weapons
* get together with some people I trust
*wait it out
If its infected humans type, they'll end up starving to death and waste away
If its actual undead zombies, wait for nature to take its course and let them decompose.
Nope, even without teeth, the zombie would be able to bite through flesh and bone. Gotta remove the jaw. Otherwise playtime is no fun.AngleWyrm said:
OT: I'd not open the door. My apartment has a rather sturdy bolt lock on it. One of those large brass vertical bolt types. I'm on the second floor. I'm actually quite pleased with my apartment's defensibility.
Well you'd want to fortify a place that will have most of your needs - I always imagined something like a Walmart- since most carry: food, water, clothes, camping supplies, weapons, toiletries, batteries for certain lamps and power supplies if the power doesn't turn on, etc. With or without others, then wait for the undead to die off through either decomposition or starvation,..or both.
Can I have weapons that dont exist considering zombies dont exist? If I can then Vincent Valentine's Cerberus and a lightsaber are my weapons of choice 
The OP's hotel plan sounds like a good one. Id probably take the chance of finding a Tesco/Asda and killing every zombie in the place (provided I have my weapons of choice) and holding out there rather than hide in a basement and hope they dont find me as I starve myself.
The OP's hotel plan sounds like a good one. Id probably take the chance of finding a Tesco/Asda and killing every zombie in the place (provided I have my weapons of choice) and holding out there rather than hide in a basement and hope they dont find me as I starve myself.
Yes.
OT: Shaun of the Dead situation. Fortified pup, hopefully with large supplies of walkers and diet coke. Automatic weapons are a maybe because I think I can hide until someone saves me
OT: Shaun of the Dead situation. Fortified pup, hopefully with large supplies of walkers and diet coke. Automatic weapons are a maybe because I think I can hide until someone saves me
Have a mental breakdown and die, that seems to be the most likely thing to happen.
If I avoid death after the mental breakdown I would visit a farm of some sort, they have firearms and you would see the zombies coming, giving you a chance to escape
If I avoid death after the mental breakdown I would visit a farm of some sort, they have firearms and you would see the zombies coming, giving you a chance to escape
I would just stay at home, stock up my freezer with food and play video games.
Zombies can't open doors. I live on the 5th floor of my building and there are 5 doors between me and outside, all of the doors would be locked and 3 of those doors are incredibly heavy. Zombies causing the power to shut down? No chance of that. Power plants are almost as hard to break into as a military base. Zombies decay quickly enough that I wouldn't be able to finish Pandora's Tower before the zombies would be dead. Well, more dead.
Zombies can't open doors. I live on the 5th floor of my building and there are 5 doors between me and outside, all of the doors would be locked and 3 of those doors are incredibly heavy. Zombies causing the power to shut down? No chance of that. Power plants are almost as hard to break into as a military base. Zombies decay quickly enough that I wouldn't be able to finish Pandora's Tower before the zombies would be dead. Well, more dead.
Ugh, the plane or the crash.overpuce said:
Because hell I would go with the
By making sure everyone in my little band of survivors is fatter and slower than I am?
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Ok, (semi)serious response: Pretty much the world and it's cat has seen 28 Days Later by now, yes? And in this film the characters survive by heading up to the sparsely populated north of Scotland, yes? Which means that in the event of a real zombie infestation the entire population of the UK is going to try and cram itself into the Highlands, which means I alone shall be heading into the now unpopulated south.
Logic.
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Ok, (semi)serious response: Pretty much the world and it's cat has seen 28 Days Later by now, yes? And in this film the characters survive by heading up to the sparsely populated north of Scotland, yes? Which means that in the event of a real zombie infestation the entire population of the UK is going to try and cram itself into the Highlands, which means I alone shall be heading into the now unpopulated south.
Logic.
1.Go to local hotel next to shopping mall.
2.Raid large hunting store nearby, kill anyone who tries to take any of my stuff.
3.Barricade myself inside said hotel with said supplies from said mall and said hunting store.
4.Shoot anyone who walks past looking remotely threatening.
5.Wait until zombies starve to death.
6.Probably go either paranoid or get really lonely.
2.Raid large hunting store nearby, kill anyone who tries to take any of my stuff.
3.Barricade myself inside said hotel with said supplies from said mall and said hunting store.
4.Shoot anyone who walks past looking remotely threatening.
5.Wait until zombies starve to death.
6.Probably go either paranoid or get really lonely.