What would your ideal way to deal with zombies be?

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Evil Smurf

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it is unlikely that everywhere will be a hazard zone, so I will just go there. Australia or New Zealand look like viable places to live. Although I live in Australia and because America is always hot I will be safe. :p
 

Evil Smurf

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zombiekiller1907 said:
Funny. I was reading Manga about a zombie girl (sankarea) when I saw this thread.

The classic chainsaw would do i suppose.
how about the chainsaw gun from Gears of War?
 

Infernai

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1. Grab any weapons i can
2. Flee with as little zombie conflict and interaction as possible
3. Steal a boat and make way to nearest off-shore oil rig with fishing equipment.
4. Spend rest of life on Oil-rig, slowly going insane from Isolation and from subsisting entirely on fish.
 

Catfood220

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Colour-Scientist said:
However, in reality this:

In all fairness, I'd be the zombie right at the back. Seriously, that guys ammo is not gonna last forever and then its lunch time, but why should I risk getting shot for the chance of the first mouthful. Just because I'm a zombie it doesn't mean I'm stupid.

Same plan for fighting Star Fleet members if I ever became part of the Borg collective.

If by some fluke I manage to escape becoming a zombie for long enough, my plan is to find an airbase get in a fuelled up fighter jet (they can't be that hard to fly) and then attack the zombies from the one place they can't get me, the sky. Then fly to a country that doesn't have a zombie problem.

Though, in reality I would be in whatever afterlife there is, watching zombie me having the time of his life against the juicy, delicious humans.
 

Captain_Fantastic

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i live in a small town a few hundred kilometers of forest from anywhere else and a few thousand population. so if the town itself had not become "secured" a few good friends of mine would gather up some melee weapons ammo and guns(big hunting community here) and make a fortress out of a mechanical/industrial shop.
 

SlaveNumber23

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Turn the local hardware store into a fortress, the place is already huge and with high fences and solid gates and they have all the supplies you could ever need for making barricades in there already. Raid nearby supermarkets for food, the hardware store should offer a lot of choice in weapons for fighting the zombies.
 

ZehMadScientist

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With hugs and love. No matter how ferocious or mind numbingly stupid any being can be, lots of love and hugs can solve the problem. In other words, buy a tank, and write "Love" on it. Write "Hug" on every explosive projectile.
 

Geo Da Sponge

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Maggots. Rigor mortis. Decomposition. Any other kind of natural hazards.

Really, why is it that "Because they're dead" is only used to explain why they're powerful? For example, they don't need to eat/breath/have a bloodflow "Because they're dead" yet they don't suffer from rigor mortis for that very same reason. Apparently rigor mortis sets in after three or four hours, reaching it's peak after twelve. Funnily enough the speed of this is apparently increased by strenuous activity, which seems like a pretty broad category for a corpse. Admittedly, rigor mortis does end after fourty eight to sixty hours... Because that's when the body starts to decompose.

So I will just lock my doors and close my windows and wait a few hours at most.
 

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Tanner The Monotone said:
I like my house. If I destroy the porches, all of the windows are 5 feet of the ground. So, unless yao-ming comes to my house, I'm safe from them getting in
Thats not very tall though o.0 the average height is about 5'8 so they could just pull themselves up