what would your last words be before you die?

[Fidelias]

"This doesn't seem physically possible..."
or
"SHIT!!! Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit! ... This sucks..."
or
"Misery loves company." (while detonating C4)

 

[Captain Pancake]

Something in Latin. Nil Desperandum, my friends. nun veritas peris...

 

[AWC Viper]

"i regret nothing" - cookie for refrence

or

"lag."

 

[Faulty Turmoil]

"Don't worry it's perfectly safe."

or

"What? Are you going to shoot me? Pah! Go ahead."

or

"Hey look! I've invented a new and more powerful explosive! And the best part is it's super stable! Look I can throw it at this wall here an-BOOM!
or

"I've got just one question. What the f***?!"

 

[KrakFoxx]

"42".

Just, "42".

Cookie for the reference.

Probly been replied to by now but, Hitch hikers guide to the galaxy

 

[hippykiller]

Either "'Tis but a scratch! " or "I am invincible!"

and i rebuttal i shall say "You Lunitc, your bloody Arms Off!"

And my rebuttal will be "No, it isn't! "

after which i shall give the signal for patsy to start banging two coconuts (which we just happened to find in Mercia somewhere) together and we shall ride away victoriously.

...i am awestruck

what can i say? other then i know my Monty Python's Quest for the holy grail front and back.

 

[Mr. Pepper]

With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg! (I would do it to confuse the hell out of my loved ones around me)

 

[wizzerd229]

Either "'Tis but a scratch! " or "I am invincible!"

and i rebuttal i shall say "You Lunitc, your bloody Arms Off!"

And my rebuttal will be "No, it isn't! "

after which i shall give the signal for patsy to start banging two coconuts (which we just happened to find in Mercia somewhere) together and we shall ride away victoriously.

...i am awestruck

what can i say? other then i know my Monty Python's Quest for the holy grail front and back.

obviously

 

[open trap]

who am i talking to? my best friend then id say i banged your girlfriend. my family, the french parts in a tout le monde

 

[Chronarch]

"What's that in the sky... Is that an apple?!"

 

[Hyperone]

"He finally got me"

 

[orangeapples]

not again...

 

[Forever of the Stars]

I should have gone to more orgies, followed by a long drawn out death rattle.....

Yup, that sounds about right.

 

[Ghonzor]

"Hold my beer and watch this."

 

[munomana]

These probably have been said before... but...

"Take me to a pokemon center!"
or
"It...was...super-effective..."

 

[SLy AsymMetrY]

Failing originality, I quite like this one: I commend my soul to any god that can find it.

 

[albacca]

"The question is..."

You sir, deserve a nice arcturian megadonkey steak.

"I told you guys Orcs are real..."

Edit: Holy shit, didn't notice your name until after I posted.

 

[A Random Reader]

respawning in 3,2,1....

 

[hippykiller]

Either "'Tis but a scratch! " or "I am invincible!"

and i rebuttal i shall say "You Lunitc, your bloody Arms Off!"

And my rebuttal will be "No, it isn't! "

after which i shall give the signal for patsy to start banging two coconuts (which we just happened to find in Mercia somewhere) together and we shall ride away victoriously.

...i am awestruck

what can i say? other then i know my Monty Python's Quest for the holy grail front and back.

obviously

well im off to go to the bi-monthly "Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail" fan club meeting. the password is "Ni!"

 

[WorldCritic]

"Game Over."