What would your murderer nickname be?

[TerribleAssassin]

Suprisingly, search bar approved.

Not that I'm planning to kill anyone but what would your murder name and weapon be?

Mine, the builder and a hammer.

 

[philosophicalbastard]

I'd use my profile name and implode their heads with paradoxes.

 

[Harley Q]

Femme Faux and hair extensions

 

[Billion Backs]

I haven't thought about it, but leaving an acid-laced (the fun kind) sandvich (Yes, with a "v", take that!) on the crime scene sounds like something hilarious to do.

The Sandvich Killer, maybe? No, that sounds too unimaginative.

Murder isn't cool, kids. Genocide is. >_<

Also, I suggest putting as many pop-culture references in it, too. "The builder" becomes Bob The Builder! and so on. Although on the other hand, if Bob the fucking Builder is popculture, what is this I don't even. So just references.

 

[zatzie zombie num666]

id be the zatzie zombie and id eat pepol....cos im a zatzie zombie

 

[Engarde]

I would be That Handsome Devil. Have not thought of a weapon....but just think of it.
"WHICH SICK BASTARD COULD HAVE DONE THIS!?......That Handsome Devil.

 

[the-messy-ghost]

The Composer.
I would leave grand pianos hanging from street lights and cranes to fall onto unsuspecting victims *Cue maniachal laughter*

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

The Paradox.

I'd arrange my murder scene like a crime scene, so it looks like it's already been investigated.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Name?"

"Yorkshire Slasher."

"Occupation?"

"Yorkshire Slasher."

[/classicWarnerBrothers]

Tonight, the city sleeps restlessly. They lock their windows and their doors, and draw their curtains tight, but it will offer them no protection... from the Constantinople Can-Opener Maniac.

 

[Jedamethis]

I'unno. That's the detectives job!

 

[nelsonr100]

Either "The Kitten Tickler" so when its reported on the news it sounds pathetic or simply "Scientology" just so the blame gets fairly distributed.

The first would be death by choking on a furball and the second would be beaten to death by the book of scientology and then left wearing a tom cruise mask

 

[TerribleAssassin]

My name would be 'The Gardener', 'cause I'd always leave a rose at the scene of the crime!

That's where I got the hammer thing from.

And you get a cookie for that reference.

 

[heavy-metal-ink]

The Roadie(?)
I'd strangle people with guitar strings, beat them to death using kick-pedals (double bass ) hang them with mic cords and make them explode with excessive feedback.

 

[Neino Ranatos]

Sir Puns-a-lot.

Not very scary but there you go.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Stabby McStabstab. Guess my specialty?

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

I'd be The Purple Haze, and my weapon would be air freshener. Feel the burn!

 

[inFAMOUSCowZ]

ThePintSizedSlasher

thatnk you fallout for the best name ever