What would your murderer nickname be?

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Mimssy

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The Fetish Fiend

Stage the scene to look like the victim was part of some random fetish that led to their demise (choked on a fur ball after some hardcore furry action, so on and so forth).
 

Jaranja

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Pararaptor said:
My name would be 'The Gardener', 'cause I'd always leave a rose at the scene of the crime!
Hmmm, I was going to say something similar but be called "The Gentleman".
 

El Poncho

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The ball tickler!

Mwuahahahaha fear me! As I will tickle your balls before I kill you!
 

Estocavio

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Axiom - As id always leave a stupidly difficult conundrum on the walls leading to my exact location.
 

XJ-0461

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Arkhangelsk said:
Stabby McStabstab. Guess my specialty?
Shooting people?

On Topic: The garden gnome. I attack my victims with gnomes... from their gardens.
 

Carlston

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Nummy Muffin Coo Coo Butter.

I would kill people with a stun gun...
I would repeatedly stun you and stun you and stun you till you basicly roasted or your nerves in your heart or brain just gave out.

Or just stick to the Two face theme and flip a coin and just shoot you or not the old fashion way.
 

NoseDigger

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Use Black Widow spider venom, only kill men and call myself the Widower. It's so cheesy it'll be great!
 

Buleet

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The ripper.if i ever become a murderer ill rip most bodies apart and burn them.so gardener scissors and a match.
 

twaddle

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Nonae Launcherto.
My weapon: A genius mind. I will try to put passion into my killings but i will never be directly involved. My killings will be like a story. All i will do instigate and use my influence to indirectly persuade people and cause a dramatic chain of events that will eventually lead to the death of the victim. I will also become a detective so I can use some clearance to view the crime scenes from a distance but never geting to close. I will visit the grave of my victems after 8 months and bring a white flower and a card and leave them at their grave. And in the card it will always say one thing:"C'est La Vie"
 

Doclector

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Dark Doctor

Claims to heal the world by removing it's "cancers". Basically a looney vigilante with a focus on uneccessary surgery. Like, "head removal" or "complete cure of oxygen overuse"
 

Ciran

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I would be Painkiller and I would kill people with shurikens and lightning.
 

Nailz

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Hmmm... The Nailer
All my victims would be found nailed to death...

Nailed? You ask. Yes Nailed good, with my long, hard...

OT:

I accidentally 33 Nails
What should I do...
Is this dangerous?
 

Entropyutd

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I'd be Iceman.
Weapon would be an icepick and a fileting knife, I would incapacitate then torture you to death.

I genuinely do lack empathy for most people, have killed in the military and would not find killing again a problem at all.