What's in the box?

[Jedamethis]

Some new shoes. somebody must have dropped their new shoebox.

What? Why would there be anything like another dimension in it?

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

Pawn.

 

[Abedeus]

Since I can't use the Futurama reference anymore...


I use my Batvision to look inside, and I see a grown-up man with two knives. Idiot.

 

[Cartman2nd]

Gwyneth Paltrows head...

You're a comedy God.

haha, at least someone got it.

Make that 2, very fitting with your film-noir avatar

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

It was tempting to say a reference from the lonely island "its my dick in a box", its a song

but i would want it to be something that i always wanted, I just would have no idea what i always wnated

 

[Spudgun Man]

Schrödinger's cat.

Soak that one up socioty.

 

[similar.squirrel]

A bunch of those Cheeto-like foam things. My life is anticlimactic.

 

[Svenparty]

I'd want a flux capacitor so I could travel in Time and basically be Master of The Universe I would:

Save Lincoln
Accept Hitler into Art School
Distract Mark David Chapman(Who Shot John Lennon) with Pie
Save Andy Warhol's Gallbladder
Replace Jesus with Raptor Jesus on a Cross
Stop Hunter S Thompson from Killing Himself



and many more adventures(Hopefully with a Free Clanger Sidekick that comes with the box

 

[EeveeElectro]

We play this game in drama I think. We all have to pick something different.

I hope it's lovely little kitten with a collar saying 'I love you =]'

 

[The King of Rock and Roll]

The ability to know what girls are thinking.

Or a car.

 

[Phoenix Arrow]

We play this game in drama I think. We all have to pick something different.

I hope it's lovely little kitten with a collar saying 'I love you =]'

Aye, I remember doing that back in the day. Like we had to act out what was in the box in pairs and people had to guess what it was. My second least favourite warm up drama thing after murder in the dark. Girl screamed my fucking ear off. It rang for an hour afterwards.

Seconded about that kitten too, by the way.

The ability to know what girls are thinking.

I have the ability. I didn't think it was a big deal people seem to think I'm a fucking X-Man or something. I dated a girl who thought like a man once and I had no idea what she was thinking. It was bizarre.

 

[0p3rati0n]

what's in the box? *opens box* *head explodes*

 

[TotallyFake]

Yeah it is. Never played said game he's been in. Just liked the look of him/her/it.

Which game would that be? Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth? Or something else? Also, it's a him.

Any of them, actually.
Yay for being PS2 owner for 8 years.
And missing out on great games...

Dark Corners Of the Earth is his only game. He was however the most well known (even though not the central character) characters in one of the most influential portfolio of short horror stories ever written. Look up anything by H.P. Lovecraft. Copyright's expired, most of his stuff is available on the web.

Also, page three and not one person has said:

Pain.

 

[AvsJoe]

The box contains a green foot locker and a note signed by 'Your number one idea girl'. The locker includes 20 miniature riflemen, 10 miniature helicopters, mini jeeps, mini medics, mini ground-to-air missiles, mini bazooka men, and even a scaled down thermonuclear bomb.

Yeah, I've been reading a lot of Stephen King lately.

What is this from? This doesn't make any sense, what's up with the "Idea girl" thing?

This is from Stephen King's short story "Battlefield" from the Night Shift collection. It's one of my favourites by him.

 

[lwm3398]

DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS BLAHHHHHHHHH!

Yes, I agree.

I'd want a flux capacitor so I could travel in Time and basically be Master of The Universe I would:

Save Lincoln
Accept Hitler into Art School
Distract Mark David Chapman(Who Shot John Lennon) with Pie
Save Andy Warhol's Gallbladder
Replace Jesus with Raptor Jesus on a Cross
Stop Hunter S Thompson from Killing Himself



and many more adventures(Hopefully with a Free Clanger Sidekick that comes with the box

Awesome. And doing this won't effect a thing, everything that must happen still does. Things work themselves out.

 

[lwm3398]

The box contains a green foot locker and a note signed by 'Your number one idea girl'. The locker includes 20 miniature riflemen, 10 miniature helicopters, mini jeeps, mini medics, mini ground-to-air missiles, mini bazooka men, and even a scaled down thermonuclear bomb.

Yeah, I've been reading a lot of Stephen King lately.

What is this from? This doesn't make any sense, what's up with the "Idea girl" thing?

This is from Stephen King's short story "Battlefield" from the Night Shift collection. It's one of my favourites by him.

Lotta good stuff on Night Shift. Children Of the Corn too, right?

 

[Kuranes Rex]

Gingerly, I place my fingers on the sides of the lid and pause. After one last hesitation, I pull off the top to reveal a blinding flash of octarine. Blinking, I drop the yellow lid to the side and peek in. A girl! It's the baby daughter that my wife and I wanted and she's all ours. For a glorious moment, I pick her up and she's mine.

Then reality sets in. This infant is not ours and we'll need to report her to the Child Welfare. There's just no way around it. But maybe she was abandoned and nobody will look for her? Ah, she's cold. Where's that damn hoodie. Ah, there we go, Gabriella. You're all warm now.

Shit! Stop! Don't name the damn thing, you fool! It's already got a name and its mother is probably looking for it. Just put it down and call someone to report it.





Well, maybe the phone call can wait...

 

[ProfessorLayton]

??

I will say it's a real life version of Scribblenauts where whatever I type will appear in real life... except this time, PROPER NOUNS INCLUDED!

 

[Agrosmurf]

Maybe a flawless projection of Ale Gores Face appears in the air. He tells you the secret of life. When we are all going to die, and the world record for ball in a cup.

 

[danosaurus]

A better topic