What's the craziest thing someone at your school has done?

[Tartarga]

As a senior prank this guy drove through the school on a dirt bike. He ran over a girls toe ripping off the toenail, he was expelled for the rest of the year and thus didn't get to graduate. There was also a bomb threat in which someone had written bomb on the wall but spelled bomb wrong. Just goes to show how good our teachers are.

 

[Shimmyshake]

Had a really cool World History teacher who would go and smoke in his car in between classes. We only have 5 minutes between classes though, so he was always rushed. Anyways, one day I was sitting in his class when the intercom came and and told him that his car was on fire. He just says "oh shit" rather calmly and runs out the door. We all follow him and, sure enough, a voluptuous amount of smoke was billowing out of his car. No idea how it went up so fast.

 

[Custard_Angel]

Male. Pencil. Urethra. Hospital.

Add some joining words and you have a painful story.

 

[FalloutJack]

You...don't want to know.

 

[huigho1215]

two girls had sex in the bathroom, both were suspended.

 

[Purple Shrimp]

It may not be my school at the time, but in the 8th Grade a Plane hit the High School. It was Summer at the time, so sadly about everything was repaired by the time school started. It wasn't a large plane, just large enough to destroy then entire office.

this is the best one

Why is that?

it's humourous!

 

[redisforever]

Some idiot found a big, wide board of wood, ran at the stairs, jumped, rode it down like a sled in winter, then...well, he smashed into the wall at the bottom of the stairs. Headfirst.

 

[FinalHeart95]

Some dude threw a chick into a locker and got locked up for aggravated assault. There was a lockdown and the whole nine yards cause apparently they left a bit of a mess.

 

[GodofDisaster]

Nothing to serious ever happened at my school, but there are a few events that I can think of.

In primary someone smeared shit all over the walls, never did find out who did it, but the reaction of our teacher was rather funny. I don't really know how to explain but Imagine someone saying "There is shit on the walls." In an Umbridge style voice from Harry Potter.

In secondary school, A transfer student was expelled for smoking in the bathrooms on the same day he joined the school. I think he broke a record for the fastest expulsion ever.

A kid took a tantrum fit and pushed a table into a pregnant teachers, stomach. Luckily her and the baby were ok. Also I wasn't present when the event happened and I heard it from a friend. I think the kid was expelled, probably was.

I'm now in University and nothing crazy hasn't really happened yet, well it is a big place so there's probably something going on somewhere.

 

[redisforever]

You...don't want to know.

I think we do, that's point of the thread. Come on, share if it's funny. Please?

 

[101flyboy]

College, not too much crazy has happened, although some sad things have. In High school, I did homeschool. Middle school, though, was absolutely fucking crazy. Probably the craziest moments would be the bomb scares on back to back days which resulted in hazmat being called into our school, a teacher at my school being arrested for drugs, a kid getting stabbed after school, a boy I was somewhat friends with hitting a girl in the face in the cafeteria, a boy punching a female teacher in the fact during class, and the meeting the principal at our school had with the entire 8th grade class, where he threatened to flunk us all on the spot because of our behavior.

I did some real crazy shit in middle school too, not really great memories.

 

[emeraldrafael]

Well, my friends and I spiked all the coffee machines at the high school as our senior prank. So then all of our teachers had to explain why each was drunk and teaching students in High school.


Other then that, we had a bomb threat. and one day someone did walk in with a gun (I grew up Western PA, we're BIG on hunting so its not exaclty out of the ordinary to have a gun in your car) but it caused abit of scare. especially since he apparently wanted to kill this girl that dumped him. But our security officer (a guy in his 20s I knew who used to be in a gang in LA and got him work), took that kid down. It was an interesting four years.

 

[101flyboy]

I forgot about the stink bomb being planted in our school by someone, who no-one ever found out. That was definitely.......interesting.

 

[Radek1994]

A guy walked up the stairs...WITHOUT HIS SHOES. He got suspended for 2 days, and yeah my school was incredibly boring.

 

[loc978]

Well, my college days were pretty uneventful (at least in terms of crazy happenings)... so I guess I'll go on back to 1997, and the thing I remember most about high school. I was sitting down for some lunch in an area of the school with windows that opened out onto a grassy, treed park... a window shattered a little down the hall from me. It was startling, but there wasn't much to be done about it, so I sat down and ate.
Turns out the window was shattered by a 9mm round fired from across the park. One other went into a student's leg as he was walking through the park, and several others ended up in either dirt or brick. I didn't hear there had been a shooting until the next day.

 

[Cain_Zeros]

Way back in middle school a few younger kids brought a live chicken into the school and stuck it in one of their lockers... I don't remember if the chicken survived, but I'm pretty sure the kid who's locker it was in got some pretty serious shit.

 

[SimuLord]

Oh, and someone tried to poison the entire school, but stunningly, you can't create effective poisons with a chem lab made for a school of 150 people.

You can, but not with a high-school level education, usually.

Aye, a little dimethyl mercury into the ventilation system and Hitler would look on from Hell like "mein Gott, zis kid has ze talent."

On-topic, the craziest thing ever done at my school wasn't done by anyone actually attending. I grew up in a town of 25,000, a little suburb of Boston, and one day in 1998 (three years after I graduated) a couple of people called in a bomb threat to the high school. While all the cops in town were busy responding to the freak-out, those people robbed the Fleet Bank (now Bank of America) in the center of town. Takeover robbery. Got into the vault and everything. Probably made off with $100,000. Impressive feat of criminal derring-do, that, since they were likely off on 128 and halfway to New Hampshire or Rhode Island before anyone knew what happened.

 

[kikon9]

Some people dressed up as power rangers ran through the hallways once.