What's the craziest thing someone at your school has done?

[veratixx]

Someone at my school bought a gun, went out on the streets dressed in a long leather coat with a cowboy hat on, and shot several coloured people (including a nanny and her child). It was actually pretty big news in Belgium for a while.

was his name lucas simms?

No it was hans van temsche :s

ahh Hans.. This brings back memories =P

back on topic:
Some guy almost got arrested for being dressed as the Joker. That's the most interesting thing that ever happened in my school =_=

(a bit of background info)
some weeks prior to that a guy went crazy and shot some babies and a woman in a kindergarten, completely in Goth fashion (completely black, corpsepaint etc...). The stupid thing was that the media all blamed the movie The Dark Knight, because he would be 'inspired' by the Joker..
Thus, everybody who would see someone dressed in black would be like ZOMG HE GONNA KILL US? CALL THE COPZ!! stupid media.....
(end info)

btw: the almost arrested guy was me. =)

 

[ChocoFace]

a guy threw a chair at a girl and beat her up. during class.

 

[OakTaooper]

My senior year I tried to convince some of my friends to go in nude....they never bought it, but the entire male portion of our senior class went in with nothing but our boxers on for our last day of school. It was quite epic.

 

[Littlee300]

saw my gym teacher break up a fight by grambing the wining kids hair and smashed his head into a brick wall then dragged it along untill the kid stop trying to fight (4 sec) dam he was fucked up (the kid) also same teacher was challenged to a fight by one of the kids and the teacher said yes and made it a pay 2$ to see fight (they got 432$) the fight lasted about 5 sec untill the teacher knocked him out in one hit. ...dont know why but lost of us were laughing afther. got sum more but thos are sum of the male fights

Where the hell do you live? (as in country)

 

[elilupe]

A kid ran away from his outside gym class into the nearby forest, then was found at the closest Dunkin Donuts

 

[Knusper]

My crazy Older brother - who eventually got expelled - dressed up as a cowboy in his free period, went to the local Girls' Grammar school (schools for smart people in England) and, pretending to be a German exchange student, set off the fire alarm and was chased around the field by Police and staff.

He got away and we didn't hear anything about it from the Police - I only knew because a friend who went to the school told me.

 

[Hashime]

High-school- I hooked a van-de-graph generator up to a doorknob as my grad prank.
University- In an engineering program, it varies from week to week.

 

[CrazyMedic]

once at my school kid and his girl friend got a hold of two horses then at half time they rode out onto the field and started screwing, it was awesome I actually heard two separate parents yell "SHIELD YOUR EYES" and one just yelled "HEATHENS" and there was bunch of children look away by the time people kinda got over the shock(it was a small school we weren't prepared for anything they had already finished and were being chased around the field but managed to get back on the horses and ride away I never heard anyone talk about it.

 

[Beryl77]

Some classmates and I glued all the chairs in a classroom on the ceiling. Unfortunately the school desks were too heavy to glue them too. Luckily the teachers never found out who it was because they were really angry about that. They hadn't a clue who it could have been and they couldn't interrogate every student in the school.

 

[The Zango]

Well I dont mean to be a show off or anything, but I think the craziest thing anyone in my (old) school did was my own doing. Its a really long story, but in short, I headbutted a teacher that grabbed my shoulders, causing him to fall to the ground, however I didn't get into trouble for it, because he wasn't meant to be touching me in the first place and it was 'self-defence', though self-defence might have been school terminology for FUCKING AWESOME.

 

[Hashime]

Oh, and someone tried to poison the entire school, but stunningly, you can't create effective poisons with a chem lab made for a school of 150 people.

You can, but not with a high-school level education, usually.

True, it does not take much CN- to cause some damage.

 

[LastMondaysHangover]

During Homecoming my senior year, someone decided to bring a grocery bag of fireworks to the Homecoming Dance, leave it in the area behind the DJ Booth, drop in a couple of matches and run away fast!

The sound made by all the fireworks was like hearing 100's of Hunters from L4D all at once. It was even loud enough to be heard over the Music and Bass Speakers! They never found out who actually set off the fireworks, even with all the staff working there. It also managed to burn a good portion of the carpeting (Yes, my cafeteria had carpeting), and we all had to go outside for 30 minutes before we could head back in because they had to check to make sure nothing else was laying around.

Ah, I miss high school sometimes

 

[yizas]

so its our last semester in a technical high school and we have to make a thesis about something that's related to our technical specialty (informatics) and theres this guy who for X or Y reason has not showed up since the begginig of the semester, he has no thesis partners but still knows what needs to be done and he shows up 2 weeks before the deadline and his thesis is finished, fuck if i know how he pulled it off. He goes to the teacher and shows him his project and the teacher just hands it back to him because he did not bring in the references where he got the info from and then the dude grabs his desk, flips it over a storms out of the classroom and out teacher says "young man you're coming with me to the principals office" to what my friend replies "Im coming on your mom" and "you better hope i dont see you on the street cause im gonan mess you up". Needless to say the last two weeks were hell in that class

 

[jamesmax]

Canada why?

saw my gym teacher break up a fight by grambing the wining kids hair and smashed his head into a brick wall then dragged it along untill the kid stop trying to fight (4 sec) dam he was fucked up (the kid) also same teacher was challenged to a fight by one of the kids and the teacher said yes and made it a pay 2$ to see fight (they got 432$) the fight lasted about 5 sec untill the teacher knocked him out in one hit. ...dont know why but lost of us were laughing afther. got sum more but thos are sum of the male fights

Where the hell do you live? (as in country)

Canada why?

 

[Zenomorph]

hmm craziest thing that happened in my school eh? well last year one guy for some unknown reason (i think he got dumped or something) decided it would be fun to punch through a plate glass window and ended up making his arm spray blood left and right so he dragged his gorey lawn sprinkler arm down to the office and they managed to get an ambulance to the school before he dried up (my town doesnt have a hospital anywhere near it) and everyone was forced to stay in their class while the poor janitor had to clean up a river of blood and glass shards.

 

[Oilerfan92]

- Even though it's not "crazy", my school was pretty much shit. Yet it managed to produce: a billionaire who know owns the cities NHL team and rumored Batman alter-ego (Daryll Katz), Adam Gregory (country music), NHLer and Hillary Duff's husband Mike Comrie, Olympian Peter Leuders and a couple CFLers. It makes no sence.

- The school was at one point so bad that pimps would come to the cafeteria and recruit people.
- we used to have a daycare
- some dude got attacked by someone without a machete (probably not school related, but on property)

When I was there though, the principal that had tuned the school from the mentioned above into TE best high schiolnin Canada had just left and the daughter of the principle that I'm pretty sure was there when the school was shit took over and it slipped back down. Not AS bad, but:

- I found out recently that as few as 3 of the people I had classes with have kids. During school (not IN the school)

- two of my classmates had a kinda-friendly-kinda-not rivalry and would always say shit to each other, and one day one of them (a white trash kid with no muscle) said something to the other (a big ass native who boxes amaturely) which caused him to snap. It took 5 of us to pull him off.

- not at my school. But a couple friends were talking, and apparently a teacher walked in on a girl giving some dude a BJ in a music room or something. It's a Christian School. I think he was one of those cool teachers and just walked away. But still.

- occasionaly, during security alert practices, the police/SWAT/whoever, will do a practice of their own. And one day, some kid showed up high and was caught in the halls (teachers close and lock all the doors). When he saw the police he told them to bring it on. They did.

I live in a really troubled city. We were the murder capital of Canada at one point. And were the school nearest the native reserve, we basically have the worst e city has to offer.

 

[Bihac]

Things that occur to me off the top of my head:

By Students:
Removing all the batteries from all the clocks in the school.

Celotaping another students car closed (it stripped the paint when he tried to remove it too).

Using a lighter to reshape a lock enough so that it would no longer work (teachers locked us out of a room, we deemed it necessary to keep them out too).

Removed a window pane without damaging it. (To get into the previously mentioned room).

Stole a school shed - The school had a padlock on it, we put a padlock on it, they took theirs off, so we effectively gained control of it... detained some annoying pupils within said shed.

And all of the above was just by my class mates, not sure what the other classes in my year group did... however my year group cost the school more in repairs than any other year before.


By teachers:
Set a bottle of tip-ex on fire... and he was a science teacher.


By unknowns:
Sheep randomly sacrificed on school drive way - occurred 4 times while I was at that school.
Streaker through school.

 

[Argtee]

Probably when someone threw their phone against the wall...more than once.

After 4 throws, the phone still worked, it just had a lot of scratches on it!

 

[Wutaiflea]

My dear buddy, Lance, discovered that due to fucking around for most of the year, he was going to be expelled from Sixth Form.

Deciding he deserved a spectacular send-off, he got off his tits on booze and spent the next few hours having to be talked down from the roof.

Another friend of mine, Angie, had a breakdown in the library. She started reciting from a Bible, then climbed up on the tables, screaming about how she was possessed by Satan.

It really was a shit school.