What's the craziest thing someone at your school has done?

[Raykuza]

There was that time my friend broke up with his girlfriend, but it turned out she was crazy. She lied about being pregnant despite the fact that they never had sex and she was a virgin. She continued to be generally creepy around him until the end of the semester when they both transferred.

This same friend once had to sit in the hallway of the dorm in handcuffs for about an hour because they had found his roommate's weed. In the process of searching for more, the police then trashed their room.

There was the girl in the freshman girl's dorm who shat in the shower, picked it up, and smeared it on the walls. The dorm was on lock-down with an 8:00 PM curfew until the girl responsible admitted it.

There was that guy who got shot in the leg in a drive-by outside the freshman boy's dorm. I think it was over a drug deal. He was taken inside the dorm to help him, and he bled all over the floor.

There was the escaped convict who wandered onto the campus. The campus police chased him down, tackled him, and arrested him.

There was the guy who, tired of the crappy food here, threw his food back at the cooks while shouting, "I don't want this shit!"

Someone please get me out of this place. I hate it here. Please help.

 

[Canid117]

2 teachers filmed an amateur porn movie together on a class trip, someone found the tape and put it on a projector in class.

Both were fired.

Link to the clip plzz...

Trust me you don't want to see.

What are they fat? They aren't my teachers.

 

[HeySeansOnline]

After four years I don't have much.

-A seventh grader got a blowjob from two other seventh graders.
-A kid brought some weird bic lighter that shot out flames, and shot it, by me.
-Same kid "accidently" brought pot.
-Teacher through a music stand at a kid, you know the big metal music sheet holder, yeah. Oh and he still works here.

So I don't know which is worst, but that's all I got.

 

[Socken]

2 teachers filmed an amateur porn movie together on a class trip, someone found the tape and put it on a projector in class.

Both were fired.

Link to the clip plzz...

Trust me you don't want to see.

What are they fat? They aren't my teachers.

Well one is a 40 year old fat woman with red hair, the other is a 60 year old scrawny man. It's not pretty.

 

[niege]

Me and my friends (three guys) are going to wear skirts in school for a whole day xD
that is the first time in fifty years something this weird has happened at our school

 

[Squeaky]

Wow were do I start. A pupil 'accidental' pushed someone off the 3rd floor, lucky he landed on metal lockers (are floor was soild stone). Some mates sparked a cou in a DT class and the teacher fliped chasing students and throwing chairs till he had a heart attack and collapsed XD. I dont want to say the other but involved a long sharp instrument. Someone tryed making LSD from god knows what in a science class, same person left the gas taps on for 1 hour had to evac the school. A false terror threat was made from a rival school. Ive got more but people may guess from these stories who Iam

 

[Squeaky]

1. After gettin pissed off at my teacher a guy in my class picked up a chair and threw it at the window.

2. A guy took a shit in the green on sports day.

3. A different guy took a shit in the pool.

4. My friend drank a bucket of blue paint.

He drank blue paint what poster or ? thats nuts

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Not the craziest but really stupid:

Some idiot threw a stink-bomb into his own class and had to sit in it with the others.
That's the same guy who did this:
Yeah... nothing really happened at my school.

Ooooowwwww
Is he alright? It looked like he might of broken his nose? Hopefully he'll learn better next time.

Or atleast post his next failure and we can chuckle at him hurting himself

 

[KefkaCultist]

Well just this last Thursday about 4 kids were arrested for selling drugs because one of the buyers OD'd on riddlin in class

 

[Mr. Bojangles]

1. After gettin pissed off at my teacher a guy in my class picked up a chair and threw it at the window.

2. A guy took a shit in the green on sports day.

3. A different guy took a shit in the pool.

4. My friend drank a bucket of blue paint.

He drank blue paint what poster or ? thats nuts

Don't remember what type it was. 'Twas mad though.

 

[SpaceGhostPoncherello]

A teacher accidently set three students on fire.

And a guy got beat up, was knocked unconcious, and died later.

 

[The Afrodactyl]

A guy incredible-hulked his way out of his shirt and threw a table at a French Teacher.

It was terrifying and awesome.

 

[Quaxar]

One new teacher was really incompetent. She managed to electrocute herself in physics (studied physicist), luckily for her power went out in time. Not lucky for us she kept on with her boring classes.

Then I can remember some toilet-lockdowns because of clogged toilets making a little lake in there and whatnot.
And last year after summer some guys who had the keys (I still don't get it why they never changed all the locks) broke into the school. Keep in mind some classes have beamers, there are more than a few PCs in there and a lot of other stealable stuff as well... no, they chose to go to the physics lab and steal a big print of the periodic table, an old clock and a <url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barometer#Water-based_barometers>Goethe barometer filled with shiny green water! Probably not the most intelligent thieves.

 

[rhoads1982]

How was it resolved?

 

[blankedboy]

]The only thing I can think of was the time when someone unleashed a cow on the football pitch.
Besides that, my school is very, very, very, very, very dull. -____-
Edit: Just remembered a time when a random guy just walked into the school, punched a random kid in the face and walked away.

A kid found one of the English teachers on a pornsite, needless to say the kid was grounded by his parents and the teacher got fired...

Another time, someone used deoderant cans, a lighter, and a metric fuckton of pressure to explode a rubbish bin. It was plenty louder than a gunshot being fired from a metre away...

Why was the kid grounded? I don't see any reason why he was.

For watching porn while 4 years underage? Duh...

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

1. a girl from my class once walked through a glass door

2. a guy from my class once let us shave his head (completely bald) in the middle of the school, during lunch break

3. another girl from my class once flashed her "good parts" in front of her cam ... everyone at school has seen them i guess

 

[Free Thinker]

A kid captured a live bird at his farm, put it in a cage, put it in his locker at school, and was later planning to release it after school. Yes. I'm dead serious on this one. Someone heard the bird cheeping in his locker and thought it was a bomb. I have never laughed so hard before.