What's the craziest thing someone at your school has done?

[Lt.Snuffles]

My school is rather boring, however I once found an 1/8 of weed on the floor after an assembly...
Also, someone got hit in the face, full swing by a cricket bat.

 

[Taneer]

Ahh...One teacher got shot at point-blank with a BB Gun, and one other time, someone ran up in front of the class, yelled "VOTE FOR ME!" and dropped his pants.

 

[A Raging Emo]

A boy in my Science class, known by the name of Jason, decided it would be a good idea to drink a 500ml beaker full of Methanol, and then decided to have another glass of pure, undiluted Ethanol shortly afterwards from the same beaker.

For some reason, he can still see perfectly fine, although he did have to get his stomache pumped, as far as I am aware.

 

[black_omega2]

Well theres not that much violence at my school besides I guess the occasional fight. I'm usually the cause of any general craziness at my school. I crossdress to school a lot, I bring speakers and have little raves, oh and recently we were doing BDSM stuff afterschool in the cafeteria. I got suspended for that one. The school handbook says nothing about bondage! -.-

 

[tigermilk]

Two girls got in a fight with trays.

Yes, my school sucks. Oh and my Principal is on "leave" for unknown reasons, possibly drug or alcohol related.

Or sleeping with a pupil?

When I was at college all the computers in the library computer labs etc said "press ctrl+alt+delete" to access the login screen. Someone I knew hacked the system and changed the message to "your mamas an astronaut"

 

[lacktheknack]

Oh, and someone tried to poison the entire school, but stunningly, you can't create effective poisons with a chem lab made for a school of 150 people.

You can, but not with a high-school level education, usually.

The most deadly thing we had was 3% HCl. Maybe permanganate.

 

[Sarkule]

Someone streaked across the oval once.
And another time a group of people came to school wearing morphsuits.

 

[james0192]

Well... couple of people in my class set fire to a bin in a chemistry lesson before

another time the head of chemisty made smoke bombs for his bottom set class and smoked out the entire corridor with them, he was mad, he used to make people go wash his pens in the sink if they touched them, often gave the whole class detetentions, knew how to make homemade explosives and in the year before i got there was banned from doing practical experiments without supervision

some people once burnt an effigy of a teacher

someone once stuck a pigs head on top of the school and dead fish in the fountain we had

oh and this one isn't particularly crazy but as an end of year prank once a couple of people attempted to lock all of the staff in the library during staff briefing... only to realise nearly all of the 60+ members of staff had keys to the library

 

[Socken]

2 teachers filmed an amateur porn movie together on a class trip, someone found the tape and put it on a projector in class.

Both were fired.

 

[icame]

Massive stink bomb at the graduation ceremony...I felt bad for everyone but it was still kind of funny.

 

[Something Amyss]

We had three or four kids bring guns into school on various occasions. We had a couple of racial harassment incidents. We had a guy come in dressed as Jesus, carrying his own cross.

Pick which seems most crazy.

 

[Cthulu2]

An average of about 5 fights per year, one of the more recent ones had a parent come in to threaten the teachers for not preventing the problem and got arrested.

One of my friends was getting teased by a kid and slammed the kid into a wall by holding his throat. The teacher in the class didn't care.

One of the gay guys got caught giving a blowjob in the performing arts centre.

All said, I like my school.

EDIT (forgot these): One of my friends managed to get into the Admin system and used it to put E.T. porn onto a teachers account (remote control FTW).

A Science teacher was fired and arrested for having child porn on his computer.

 

[Chronic42]

Okay.. my one might not be as hectic as everyone else but there was a child in my highschool, who was screaming for 45 minutes straight and tried to commit suicide a few times but failed...

 

[PissOffRoth]

Back in high school, the craziest action I saw was done not by a student, but by our president. She fired one of our best teachers, and what was her crime? Re-marrying after getting a divorce.

Catholic high school, I won't ever miss you...

Is that legal?

 

[OneOfTheMichael's]

Coke in front of the principle

 

[thylasos]

Egh, there were fights and a couple of kids who got expelled for dealing... I was interested to hear that the head boy got nicked for possession of an enormous quantity of cocaine a couple of months after he left.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Wow, my school is boring.

Actually, I did think of something. A kid was being a jackass, so a teacher told a different kid* to "take him down". He then did this awesome sliding kick thing that brought the first kid right to the ground. Absolutely hilarious.

*There are three Dylans in my school, Normal Dylan, Weird Dylan, and Ninja Dylan. This was the work of Ninja Dylan. And yes, the teachers call them that too.

 

[Nazz3]

Someone put a nail on our teachers chair. And the teacher noticed it.

Yes, I know, my school is awesome.