No. He's way too loud to be a ninja. Or maybe it's a clever deception on his part... Either way, he got suspended for a bit and I think the kid left the school afterwards... Or he got ninja'd to death...Rune Laguna said:
What's the craziest thing someone at your school has done?
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The whole school got into one massive fight...
Caused by me.
And I didn't even lay a finger on anybody... I should be a super-villain...
Caused by me.
And I didn't even lay a finger on anybody... I should be a super-villain...
2-3 Years back, i was smokin out side with some friends, and one of my buddies had to stay a bit longer on school... and then we looked up and we seen him Climb out of the school Building of 4 high... Folowed by a Chair that whas Trown out of the window by a Angry Teacher...
Since when has that stopped BlackStar or Naruto?Dark Knifer said:
Still ouch, I wonder of the probabilities involved with hitting somebody with the pointy end of the pen compared to taking the long edge across the head? x_x
Really nothing interesting. Well, actually, someone smoked crack in the toilets at lunch then went into a double Chemistry class (double is an hour and 20 minutes) and just stared at a Bunsen burner for the entire thing. Oh, and someone overdosed and had to get their stomach pumped. And a couple of drug deals.
And you know the funny thing?
[HEADING=1]IT WAS ALL THE SAME GUY, AND HE HASN'T FUCKING BEEN EXPELLED.[/HEADING]
EDIT: Last winter there was lots of snow, so, of course, some of us went to build a massive penis on the front lawn, where all the cars and stuff driving through the school grounds could see it. Then the snow melted...BUT THE MIGHTY SNOW PENIS STOOD TALL! For another week. It was hilarious.
And you know the funny thing?
[HEADING=1]IT WAS ALL THE SAME GUY, AND HE HASN'T FUCKING BEEN EXPELLED.[/HEADING]
EDIT: Last winter there was lots of snow, so, of course, some of us went to build a massive penis on the front lawn, where all the cars and stuff driving through the school grounds could see it. Then the snow melted...BUT THE MIGHTY SNOW PENIS STOOD TALL! For another week. It was hilarious.
1. After gettin pissed off at my teacher a guy in my class picked up a chair and threw it at the window.
2. A guy took a shit in the green on sports day.
3. A different guy took a shit in the pool.
4. My friend drank a bucket of blue paint.
2. A guy took a shit in the green on sports day.
3. A different guy took a shit in the pool.
4. My friend drank a bucket of blue paint.
A large amount of tables were being replaced and before the old ones could be taken away they had to leave them on the lower part of the sports field (there was a lower bit then a steep ramp to the higher bit) and overnight a bunch of people got onto the field and moved all the tables into the shape of a huge penis. It was awesome.
Last year someone set a few lockers on fire at the end of a Friday for...
Umm, I don't think he had any reason, he just did it.
We all cowered in the football field and parking lot, freezing our asses off, most of us were wearing short-sleeved shirts because we didn't expect to be outside.
We got picked up/drove home in two hours, but we couldn't go back in the school to get our stuff. In that time I was there, my iPod was in my locker that one day, instead in my pocket the rest of any other day.
And we had it during band. My saxophone sat alone and unattended for the weekend.
Four lockers got demolished, around $6000 in total for lost textbooks and other personal belongings. The person who did it was (obviously) expelled, but I'm not sure if he had to pay off the damage.
Umm, I don't think he had any reason, he just did it.
We all cowered in the football field and parking lot, freezing our asses off, most of us were wearing short-sleeved shirts because we didn't expect to be outside.
We got picked up/drove home in two hours, but we couldn't go back in the school to get our stuff. In that time I was there, my iPod was in my locker that one day, instead in my pocket the rest of any other day.
And we had it during band. My saxophone sat alone and unattended for the weekend.
Four lockers got demolished, around $6000 in total for lost textbooks and other personal belongings. The person who did it was (obviously) expelled, but I'm not sure if he had to pay off the damage.
They made us come to school in the night.
It was the second schoolday in one day!
Oh wait, something a student did? Hmm...
It was the second schoolday in one day!
Oh wait, something a student did? Hmm...
Nothing set in stone, but apparently, a rape and/or drug use happened in my friends dorm.
Noone has been told anything, but I've gathered a little information because soem guy got expelled the day after they told us all a 'crime' had happened, and the boarding dorm that it happened it was cornered off for a week for police, and a friend was living in it at the time. He had to use a sleeping bag on my other friend's dorm I think.
Also one of my old best friends' brother was the guy that got expelled, and he won't tell me much. He said it was drugs, but didn't say anything about any rape.
Also two other guys were caught smoking weed, and were expelled and removed from the school in less than 40 minutes. The higher-ups in the school seem pretty proud of the fact that how quickly it was dealt with.
And in my sister's old school, a guy put flammable liquids all over the room of a teacher who sort of picked on him, (like, always assuming the worst and giving him punishments, even if it wasn't him that had done anything) and burned it.
Noone has been told anything, but I've gathered a little information because soem guy got expelled the day after they told us all a 'crime' had happened, and the boarding dorm that it happened it was cornered off for a week for police, and a friend was living in it at the time. He had to use a sleeping bag on my other friend's dorm I think.
Also one of my old best friends' brother was the guy that got expelled, and he won't tell me much. He said it was drugs, but didn't say anything about any rape.
Also two other guys were caught smoking weed, and were expelled and removed from the school in less than 40 minutes. The higher-ups in the school seem pretty proud of the fact that how quickly it was dealt with.
And in my sister's old school, a guy put flammable liquids all over the room of a teacher who sort of picked on him, (like, always assuming the worst and giving him punishments, even if it wasn't him that had done anything) and burned it.
There was an old abandoned house next to my old primary school.
We threw bricks at it, until one day the chimney and the whole fucking roof just collapsed. Naturally, they demolished the house a while after.
Also, there was that one time (before I went there) when someone attampted to bomb a rather well-known, umm, "businessman" with some home-made shit strapped to the downside of his car. It fell off in front of our school, onto the street. Naturally, some retarded dipshit threw it into the schoolyard. The whole place got evacuated in 2 minutes, and the police and a bomb squad arrived in 5 minutes. Yep, it was an actual bomb. Nope, it didn't go off - bomb squad guys know what to do.
We threw bricks at it, until one day the chimney and the whole fucking roof just collapsed. Naturally, they demolished the house a while after.
Also, there was that one time (before I went there) when someone attampted to bomb a rather well-known, umm, "businessman" with some home-made shit strapped to the downside of his car. It fell off in front of our school, onto the street. Naturally, some retarded dipshit threw it into the schoolyard. The whole place got evacuated in 2 minutes, and the police and a bomb squad arrived in 5 minutes. Yep, it was an actual bomb. Nope, it didn't go off - bomb squad guys know what to do.
Our head master was backing up, on a day where students are aloud to go crazy, they threw this dummy at the car. The kids ran away. Another teacher backs up and hits one of the escaping students. He wasn't hurt too much.
What were you doing?Cheveyo said:
OT: Headteacher's been fired (Pedo I think..)
Someone's hair got fully torched.
Someone almost stabbed the deputy head.
And a couple of inter-school threats..
EDIT: And someone took 12 pissing paracetmol in an attempt to kill themselves in the middle of maths, which I can sympathise with cause our math classes are crap..
Also, I smashed an ancient pot, without a detention.
And I've been threatened with a report card (teacher's fill out your behaviour in class, then to be taken to the discipline director)for NO JOKE having my trousers below my waist.
We have retarded teachers.
Well, a friend of mine ran straight through a window. He bet another guy he could run faster than him, and when he reached the end of the hallway he couldn't stop. He won the bet though.