What's the dumbest game that you've played?

[ChristianxKrupps]

*cough cough*

the suffering

that game was lame beyond belief. its the basic i have amnesia, my family died, and so now im a baddass story to it.

it makes the character a clone of everything that was produced in the 2002-2005 series of gaming.

and it was supposed to be scary.


yeah, to 11 year olds that sleep with a night light.

thanks for wasting my time, PLAYSTATION 2

- ChristianxKrupps apologizes to all Playstation 2s and Sony fanboys for sucking at making scary games

oh, and same goes for Ratchet and Clank. all of them

my girlfriend is also a somewhat gamer and i watched her play it and it was like crash bandicoot meets spyro the dragon. and you collect bolts. yeah, i hated it. it made no sense and the story was LAME

 

[lord kamina]

*cough cough*

the suffering

that game was lame beyond belief. its the basic i have amnesia, my family died, and so now im a baddass story to it.

it makes the character a clone of everything that was produced in the 2002-2005 series of gaming.

agh you just made me remember a god awful game on the ps2 i cant remember the name!!! you used the analog sticks to move the arms god it was so bad I cant think what it was called this will bug me all day

 

[Fret098]

Would have to be halo 2, I never quite got the story line or meh arbiter missons which I just thought was a profound waste of time. Not to mention trying to play multiplayer on Xbox live.... it was like a nightmare but instead of being eaten by zombies or foxes with hats that talk alot like my girlfriend when I havent taken out the trash...its teen boys yelling at you for killing them or calling you a nub if you mess up,or yelling at their mums for somthin or another.

 

[Legion Of Iron]

Iron Man for the PC.

 

[Gerfo]

that's right, no people means no government, therefore, in theory, you win.

this was supposed to be a reply to someone's post about State of Emergency, but I messed it up, like the noob I am

 

[Nickolai]

Evolution Worlds: Cookie cutter story. Lame characters. A main plot point that was resolved within the first three dungeons. And a combat system that blew ass. It wasn't a terrible game, just a stupid one.

The Sims: Yes, yes I know how many people love this game, but I think it's dumb. As in, it's basically life, in videogame form. I made my sim play on the computer. I was playing a videogame to play a videogame. WTF? I play videogames to experience things that aren't in real life.

Harvest Moon: It's farming. But I LOVE this game. I keep thinking how retarded it is that I'm FARMING but I can't stop playing it. It's excellent. Dumb, but excellent.

 

[Asehujiko]

Anything for either the wii or the ds. Both make me feel like i'm alphatesting something that's supposed to evolve into a mouse over the course of 50 years or so. The fact that all games that come out of them are made for 6 year old kids and their hardware is based on other consoles of roughly the same age doesn't help much. Neither is the fact that all the nintendo fanboys and fangirls arround me who i only socialize with to keep important people happy who for some reason actualy can tolerate them have yet to show me any game where the mouse 0.5 is not tacked on as an afterthought.

As for real games: Halo 2. The story from the first game is based on the fact that to avoid leading the covenant to earth, all ships have to make a blind jump in a random direction when under attack. This works. In the first 5 minutes of the sequel they show up on our planet anyway and they even bring their own capital as well as a second ringworld. 3 will only be Vienna compatible when it comes out on pc so i guess the plot lunacy there will be kept away from me for a few years.

 

[shatnershaman]

As for real games: Halo 2. The story from the first game is based on the fact that to avoid leading the covenant to earth, all ships have to make a blind jump in a random direction when under attack. This works. In the first 5 minutes of the sequel they show up on our planet anyway

Its explained in the books.

 

[Stammer]

Okay... Do I even need to name this game? I'm pretty sure if anyone's read my previous forum posts they'll know exactly where I'm going with this.

For those of you who joined since I started controlling my hatred for the putrid game, I'll give you some hints. It's an MMO. It's made by a company who's only made about 2 games. It's populated almost entirely by 12-year-old kids. The graphics are about as high quality as the N64. It has absolutely no original content whatsoever. There are a few million people worldwide who play it because it's impossible to get banned from it. Including the first (and currently only) expansion, the game has only 15 songs in its full repertoire. The difference between a high-quality piece of equipment and a normal-quality piece of equipment can mean the difference between 100 damage and 1000 damage hits.

Puke of Fapfap.
Turd of Buttcrak.
WORLD OF WARCRAP, gentlemen.

WoW is hands down the worst video game I've ever played. It's so ridiculously retarded that I can't even begin to describe how bad it is. You think what I wrote up there is "beginning to describe it"? That's not even scratching the surface of the tip of the iceberg.

 

[PedroSteckecilo]

Overdose: A gunslingers tale in Mexico

This game is like pure, uncut, hilarious stupid, from the giant boxes with Marijuana leaves on them, to the hero litteraly showing up to a fight carrying every weapon he owns. Funny, but so, so dumb.

 

[Thais]

Wow...no one's mentioned the pain-inducing FFX-2 and that whole stupid "dress sphere" thing...


...does it get less stupid? I keep trying to play for a decent amount of time but I can't do it, I have to stop and go kill things to retain my sanity!

 

[PsiMatrix]

nope it's my turn to defend halo

with a game so hyped as the halo series no mater the quality of the game it is impossible to live up to the hype. but I find with games like this that the only people who are disappointed are those who want to be and it seems that now making fun of halo is the "cool" thing to do because it makes you different... or he disliked the game for legitimate reasons ( I like to give people the benefit of the doubt)

Not the dumbest but Halo 2 was certainly rushed (the developers words, not mine).

I felt disappointed with all the things they changed to make it better like the lost assault rifle and the pitiful melee damage (that was a fun moment in multiplayer when I bashed someone's head in only for them to turn round and blast me with a shotgun shell in the face), that damned sword, trekking across half a planet of maps only to find out that it was "to be continued" ... that really pissed me off after the big boss fight against Tartarus I expected the chief to have something similar but we got one last cinematic with "Finish this fight".

I actually enjoyed the single-player of Halo 3 though I thought it was a bit short. I'd have liked to had a few more Covenant-based levels but they balanced out the stuff that was lost with new stuff like spike grenades and the hammer. Multiplayer still bites me though but at least you're guarenteed to be able to jump on and find thousands of players wanting the same things.


I'd agree with Red Faction 2. For a good deal of it was a competant shooter, bit lacking on the destroy-all-bits from the first but then did this whole M. Night Shayalaman plot twist about the imperious leader being the one to lead all and the difficulty ramped up so high that I actually stopped playing it.

One of the dumbest I've ever played though was the Splatterhouse games - girlfriend gets kidnapped and the hero dons a Jason-style hockey mask and starts bashing in these wierd creatures from shrieking grotesquaries to hanging babies puking all over you... so dumb, it's retarded.

If we're talking really dumb though, I'd have to go for Yahtzee's opinion on the Mario series - that dumb ***** gets kidnapped so often it's a wonder Mario hasn't just said "Get better guards, I'm a fucking plumber". Great platformers but after kidnapping the princess so many times they just invite the bad guy to play golf or tennis

 

[Stammer]

Wow...no one's mentioned the pain-inducing FFX-2 and that whole stupid "dress sphere" thing...


...does it get less stupid? I keep trying to play for a decent amount of time but I can't do it, I have to stop and go kill things to retain my sanity!

It actually gets worse as the game goes on...

 

[The Other Steve]

It's hard to name the worst game you've ever played, because odds are, either nobody's played it or your opinion is pretty far removed from the average.

Take WoW for example. I would hazard a guess that it's vastly superior to, say, "Bang! Howdy".

Worst game I've played that you've possibly heard of (aside from random internet crap) was probably Sonic Heroes. I'm pathetic enough that I still have hope for the blue bastard. Star Fox Adventures and Gauntlet: Dark Legacy getting honorable mention. Of games you haven't heard of, try playing Super Robin Hood if your a masochist.

I heard Yahtzee likes Dizzy. That kind of made me crack up. Stupid egg and I have quite a history. Original game's worth playing if you're willing to cheat.

 

[mwhite67]

Half Life 2, what a suckfest that was!

 

[Thais]

It actually gets worse as the game goes on...

Oh good heavens...now I think I'm going to have to go home and haul it out of the "cat frisbee" pile just to see how deep teh suck goes...

 

[KimMR251]

The Sailor Moon fighting game on psx. Terrible.

 

[Random Argument Man]

Okay... Do I even need to name this game? I'm pretty sure if anyone's read my previous forum posts they'll know exactly where I'm going with this.

For those of you who joined since I started controlling my hatred for the putrid game, I'll give you some hints. It's an MMO. It's made by a company who's only made about 2 games. It's populated almost entirely by 12-year-old kids. The graphics are about as high quality as the N64. It has absolutely no original content whatsoever. There are a few million people worldwide who play it because it's impossible to get banned from it. Including the first (and currently only) expansion, the game has only 15 songs in its full repertoire. The difference between a high-quality piece of equipment and a normal-quality piece of equipment can mean the difference between 100 damage and 1000 damage hits.

Puke of Fapfap.
Turd of Buttcrak.
WORLD OF WARCRAP, gentlemen.

WoW is hands down the worst video game I've ever played. It's so ridiculously retarded that I can't even begin to describe how bad it is. You think what I wrote up there is "beginning to describe it"? That's not even scratching the surface of the tip of the iceberg.

Aaahh good old Stammer, Always hating Wow.

But I have to agree with him. Once I hitted the level cap I founded the game was a waste of time. My mind fell for a few months and when I finally got my rationality back, I quitted.

Also I never got the idea of making BOWLING GAMES. (I never got the idea why some people consider this a sport to begin with).
Oh yeah and Phantasy Star Universe...tried it got bored after the 20 min cutscenes.

 

[wewontdie11]

Marble Blast Ultra on my 360, one of the free trial game things.
Surprise surprise you are a marble and you roll around and stuff, and that's about it.

 

[lord kamina]

*cough cough*

the suffering

that game was lame beyond belief. its the basic i have amnesia, my family died, and so now im a baddass story to it.

it makes the character a clone of everything that was produced in the 2002-2005 series of gaming.

agh you just made me remember a god awful game on the ps2 i cant remember the name!!! you used the analog sticks to move the arms god it was so bad I cant think what it was called this will bug me all day

ah! i remember the name of that crap fest game twin caliber god it sucked