What's the dumbest reason you've ever been banned for?
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I was an admin for a while in a major PC gaming group. I was getting bored with it, so i went in their "Insurgency" server and kicked everybody. For the lulz
I was kicked for a similar reason. I was playing Dawn of War: Soulstorm and was kicked in a German server before the game even started, we were still in the lobby, because I'm English. I've also been kicked plenty of times before there in lobbies, but there's apparently this mysterious 'kickbug' that people sometimes complain about, so I've no idea how many times I was kicked for a valid reason or when it was the kickbug. People have used that as an excuse in the past though, but at other times they've been happy to let me rejoin...Burnout54 said:
I used to try and TK and deliberately piss people off in Halo (PC), just because I was bored. This was back when I was one of those idiotic 14-year-olds that I so constantly rage against now. I also, back then, used to pretend to be a server moderator in-game, claiming I was an employee of Bungie, just to see if it made any difference in the way people played. This was solely when I was sick and tired of TKing and people being retards (this was a while after my own retard phase). Astonishingly, some people believed me and either left for being retards, or started behaving themselves. I stopped after one guy said his cousin worked at Bungie and that he'd ask that cousin about me. Which is stupid anyway, since I highly doubt every member of Bungie actually knows each other...
I got banned for saying "God dammit"
Guy: You do not use the lords name in vulgar terms in my server
Me: Actually in context I'm asking God to aid me in damning my enemies to hell. Since when can you say fuck but not that?
Guy: Do you want to be banned?
Me: God grant this man a sense of humor!
[Snotnarok has been banned for being too cool for God]
Guy: You do not use the lords name in vulgar terms in my server
Me: Actually in context I'm asking God to aid me in damning my enemies to hell. Since when can you say fuck but not that?
Guy: Do you want to be banned?
Me: God grant this man a sense of humor!
[Snotnarok has been banned for being too cool for God]
I got warned on another forum for rewording "Guns Don't Kill People, Rappers Do" for the game, and not censoring "wigga" which is apparently a racial slur. I apologised, edited it out and the warning was permanently deleted, which I didn't know was possible...
In my first match on x-box live. I was play CoD2 and I joined a game. I didn't have a mike yet, all I knew is that I was supposed to kill the other team. So I started doing so. I got kicked. Turns out they were on the mics talking about trying some glitch. Seemed dumb at the time.
Oh god, I love Banhammer stories.
I was playing Zombie Escape (the CSS mod) and only four of us made it to the helicopter, myself, the admin, and two others. While we were taking off the zombies were coming at us from all sides and we were holding them back, all of a sudden the admin strafes in front of my fire as the chopper is lifting off and it causes him to lag. He then melts through the floor of the chopper and falls out the bottom because the server left him behind while the rest of us made it. That game was notorious for little funny glitches like that. He yelled and cussed at me for 2 more matches just talkling shit and being a general douche. Finally I said something about him being a basement virgin who has no life and to ask his momy if it was ok for him to talk like that. BANNED. I never went back to that particular server, but I saw him in several others, and he still talked shit. Fucking loser.
I was playing Zombie Escape (the CSS mod) and only four of us made it to the helicopter, myself, the admin, and two others. While we were taking off the zombies were coming at us from all sides and we were holding them back, all of a sudden the admin strafes in front of my fire as the chopper is lifting off and it causes him to lag. He then melts through the floor of the chopper and falls out the bottom because the server left him behind while the rest of us made it. That game was notorious for little funny glitches like that. He yelled and cussed at me for 2 more matches just talkling shit and being a general douche. Finally I said something about him being a basement virgin who has no life and to ask his momy if it was ok for him to talk like that. BANNED. I never went back to that particular server, but I saw him in several others, and he still talked shit. Fucking loser.
Wait, what?Burnout54 said:
Also, I got banned for doing well in CS:S. Apparently, getting 9 kills and 4 deaths (with 2 headshots) makes me a hacker.
Hey, nobody is perfect. Also, it is a forum, so it's probably a good idea to use good grammar, spelling, punctuation and whatnot. Plus, would it kill you to hit the shift key every now and again to capitalize the letters that should be?minxamo said:there wasn't meant to be a second apostrophe, and i don't care about my grammar/punctuation, because its a forum, the only reason i pointed it out is because you corrected his spelling then made a mistake yourselfKriptonite said:o.0 You miss-spelled my name...*sobs* People never understand that there is no 'y', it's an 'i' for a reason. Anyway, I wasn't quite sure where to put the second apostrophe. How is it supposed to be spelled. [small]Why don't you use punctuation? Are you Yahtzee?[/small]minxamo said:i meant kryptoniteSquid94 said:minxamo said:No I don't.
I have three, one is not specifically mine, but hey
Private match on Cod4, trying out for a clan, my friend decided to mess about (It was hardcore S'n'D, and pulls out a RPG, aims it at a teammate and fires, it misses, and kills 3 of the enemy team (This was on crash, Kicked for using RPG'S. PSHH!
On blood gulch on Halo 1, booted and banned from a server for sticking the enemy host who had our flag and was about to score. Whoops, my bad -.-
Finally, Cod5, in the dojo on castle (S'n'D Bomb A) we were playing war, I had already killed two downed team mates to save them a death, I then threw a sticky grenade in the Dojo, a team member ran into it, then it exploded, booting me, I was then shocked to here from my friend in the game that the guy i stuck got 3 kills from the explosion. Bah!
Private match on Cod4, trying out for a clan, my friend decided to mess about (It was hardcore S'n'D, and pulls out a RPG, aims it at a teammate and fires, it misses, and kills 3 of the enemy team (This was on crash, Kicked for using RPG'S. PSHH!
On blood gulch on Halo 1, booted and banned from a server for sticking the enemy host who had our flag and was about to score. Whoops, my bad -.-
Finally, Cod5, in the dojo on castle (S'n'D Bomb A) we were playing war, I had already killed two downed team mates to save them a death, I then threw a sticky grenade in the Dojo, a team member ran into it, then it exploded, booting me, I was then shocked to here from my friend in the game that the guy i stuck got 3 kills from the explosion. Bah!