What's the dumbest reason you've ever been banned for?

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NinjaSkills

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I got put on probation on here for this:

Topic: Is Bungie milking halo for all its worth?
My Post: YES*over 9,000
 

Ironic

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2012 Wont Happen said:
I got my IP banned from a game once because my name contained profanity
Lol, The only ban I have had was on CS:S for "I hate you and your family".

I was an admin on a Gmod server though, and i was in a silly mood(i also owned the server), and a guy came on, and my auto-car follower thing i was working on accidentally ran him over, so he spent ten mins shouting at me threatening to "ban me if i didnt leave right now" and "get his friend who was admin to ban me".

Naturally, I made a hammer out of a pole and red industrial crate thing that said "BANHAMMER" in rope, froze him, made sure he looked at the writing by holding it in front of him, ragdolled him, hit him with the comedic hammer, and banned him.
 

Jedamethis

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minxamo said:
Squid94 said:
Kriptonite said:
Squid94 said:
I haven't, because i'm just that good a citizen in my various societies. I've been warned, but never more than that.
Same here, except I capitalize my I'm's.
='( Curses...
and he also puts apostrophes in the wrong places
As far as I can see his punctuation is top-notch apart from the "I'm"

I've never even been warned of banning.
I'm just nice
 

Actsub

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I got banned from a GMod server for saying "Oh, noodle pritstick!" when I was irritated with a faulty-ass contraption.
 

Trotgar

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I've never been banned, but I've been kicked in UT 2004 once.

We lost the match even though we were clearly winning. They were more of a joke and they were even *'d. That was at the end of the game. I got kicked after like 3 posts of ***** ***** ***** and all, but I could join back immediately, and didn't miss a second of the next game.
 

Cherry Cola

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I was playing Killzone 2 and was disguised as an I.S.A. (was playing hellghast) and I ran into the enemy base and killed 5-6 people. When the match was over, they screamed at me for being an asshole and then kicked me.
 

Fbuh

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What's the dumbest reason you've ever been banned for?
Ending a sentence in a preposition.

Actually, we used to set up small networks in Cisco class and play Starcraft. The game was new to everyone but me, and they promptly banned me from playing after only one game. I guess that'll teach me to build two Gateways, six photon cannons, and a small army of Zealots ten minutes into the game.
 

slipknot4

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I got a kick vote in a dota noobs only game, apparently i was too noobish for a game called, "First time players only"
 

vamp rocks

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uhhh... i got suspended from xbox live because my bio said:

"proctastination is like masturbation, its good to start but by the end you realise you just fucked yourself"
 

Evilbunny

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hungoverbear said:
i was kicked from a Left 4 Dead game because i didnt have a microphone. granted this was on xbox live and to be honest those piece of crap mics arent worth crap. they fall apart after only 3 months of use!
Really? I've had mine for two years now and it still works just fine. Also, kicking people for not having microphones is common practice in left 4 dead. We need you to have a mic so you can say phrases like "There is a witch in the room to the left. Don't go in there." or "Help, I am being mauled to death by a hunter right behind you." In Halo or Call of Duty it's fine to not have a mic because they are mostly centered around individual performance. Left 4 dead is about teamwork and communication, which is difficult without a microphone.
 

Korey Von Doom

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CoD4 I was standing on top of a car shooting in the air and for some reason my entire team gathered around me and I shot a M203 down at the car killing every single person on my team, I got banned and I was like WTF I didn't tell them to come near me.

(Heavy Sarcasm in that but true story)
 

orangebandguy

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Squid94 said:
I haven't, because i'm just that good a citizen in my various societies. I've been warned, but never more than that.
I assume you're talking about Gmod role playing servers? I got banned from one of them for assasinating the mayor and the police chief with the AWP as a gundealer. Took me ages to save up the money to get a shipment though.
 

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chomp.

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Kriptonite said:
Squid94 said:
I haven't, because i'm just that good a citizen in my various societies. I've been warned, but never more than that.
Same here, except I capitalize my I'm's.
Same here, except I don't call people out on their typos