What's the dumbest reason you've ever been banned for?

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Baby Eater

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i got banned from a combat training on mgo even though i was top student just because someone else put c4 on me before i walked to the host
 

hungoverbear

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i was kicked from a Left 4 Dead game because i didnt have a microphone. granted this was on xbox live and to be honest those piece of crap mics arent worth crap. they fall apart after only 3 months of use!
 

MusicalFreedom

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I was banned from a game for spraying goatse. I mean, what the hell, shooting eachother in the head is fine, but staring into a man's gaping anus isn't?
 

Kimarous

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karkashan said:
Apparently, I said the wrong thing at the wrong time (on a Megaman Forum, a really tiny one) that caused things to spiral out of control so bad the admins eventually just shut the site down. I don't really remember all of what I said, but I think it had something to do with Vile. I think.

They banned me out of spite though, two days before they shut the site down.
Deja vu. I was a member of a DBZ forum where the admin was going completely power-mad. I made a full-blown proposal on how to restore balance and make everybody happy... and he banned me for it. For 999 days, telling me he'd reduce it to only three months if I apologized. I laughed at his offer and so did most other people, as almost everybody abandoned it within hours. The last thing we heard was that he threatened to shut the forum down in "five minutes". After a quip of "Yeah, that's what Frieza said", the forum was officially wiped away.

Only time I've ever been banned from anywhere, although I'm thinking of suiciding my account on another forum where I hate everybody...
 

CrysisMcGee

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I avoid games that have Friendly Fire turned on for this very reason. I am careful usually, but others sometimes are not. I just don't want to kill my team mates, and I don't want to get killed by them. And the fact that people tend to get kicked, or banned for it.
 

Timotei

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I kicked one too many n00b asses in a game of Halo. I ended up getting kicked out because my kill score had reached the latter double digits while others had barely gotten 20-30. I also kept hearing "OMG you're getting p0wned by a girl" a little too much, so maybe the 13 yo host did it so he might preserve a sense of dignity.
 

Advocate44

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Battlefield 2142, Titan on Shuia Taiba. I was commanding and we were losing badly; our shields had dropped to about 1/3 health and theirs were still up. With not much left to lose, I ordered everyone to respawn as engineer on our titan, flew it across the map to their spawn, and ran it directly up to theirs as closely as we could get it. All of our onboard gunners with line of sight broadsided their Titan, destroying all of its weapons in seconds and shot them back into submission whenever someone had the gall to repair them. We had both of our aircraft (a fully loaded gunship and an attack copter) circling above the Titans to keep any aircraft from boarding us while our titan's air-to-ground turrets kept the area below us clear. Our turrets, aircraft, land vehicles, and spare engineers stalked their titan and fired at it constantly until the shields were down, and stayed with it until we blew it to hell. Their missile silos got us down to about 50% health, but the focus fire tore its way through their ship in minutes without any need for capturing silos. When the next round started I was permabanned from the server. Good times all around.
 

McGee

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I was banned from a CoD4 server because I was accused of scroll wheeling with the USP. I wasn't, I guess I'm just good at clicking quickly.
 

Baby Eater

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apparently someone has a similar psn to mine and apparently they're a dick so sometimes when i join "oh my god kick that fag"
"THAT GUY HARRASED MY SISTER"
"you really think id play a game with YOU!?"
 

Ernie Devlin

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I was playing Counter Strike a couple of years ago and was absolutely owning the entire Terrorist team on Assault.
They turned around and called me a cheater (I dispise cheaters in multiplayer games).
My score was around 34-4 before they all put their stupid heads together and kicked me from the server.
After that I jumped on the "CS Players are lame" band wagon for a while but eventually came back.
 

gigastrike

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I got banned in a CS:S server for "spawn killing". I was playing in office, and I had gotten into the habit of shooting out the window before leaving the garage (counter-terrorist side). Eventually, one of my bullets went stray and hit an ally in the back of the head, killing him. I got perma-banned for accidentally team-killing in spawn.
 

gigastrike

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Advocate44 said:
Battlefield 2142, Titan on Shuia Taiba. I was commanding and we were losing badly; our shields had dropped to about 1/3 health and theirs were still up. With not much left to lose, I ordered everyone to respawn as engineer on our titan, flew it across the map to their spawn, and ran it directly up to theirs as closely as we could get it. All of our onboard gunners with line of sight broadsided their Titan, destroying all of its weapons in seconds and shot them back into submission whenever someone had the gall to repair them. We had both of our aircraft (a fully loaded gunship and an attack copter) circling above the Titans to keep any aircraft from boarding us while our titan's air-to-ground turrets kept the area below us clear. Our turrets, aircraft, land vehicles, and spare engineers stalked their titan and fired at it constantly until the shields were down, and stayed with it until we blew it to hell. Their missile silos got us down to about 50% health, but the focus fire tore its way through their ship in minutes without any need for capturing silos. When the next round started I was permabanned from the server. Good times all around.
You killed it with your titan's air-to-ground turrets? You can do that?
 

TelHybrid

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I got kicked off a left4dead match once due to having apparently been hacking... and this was the 360 version.

People are really retarded at times.