What's the funniest question you've seen on a test?

[Nullphantom]

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My best would be when a girl in my 11th grade Lit class was talking about some hot guy she saw in a staircase and our teacher overheard, so his bonus question on our quiz was "who do you think "so and so" saw in that staircase?" Only answers anyone put were "me" and the teacher

 

[UnkeptBiscuit]

Wow, some of these are awesome. Best I can do was my 7th grade History test: "What month is it?"

 

[Demoncoly]

"Two students are working on a model of the solar system, Jane says to david "toss me the knife so i can sculpt Saturn." David throws the knife to Jane. What was dangerous about this situation?"

a. Working on a model solar system.
b. Throwing the knife.
c. Planning to sculpt Saturn.
d. Doing Homework.

While those aren't the actual awnsers it's as close as I can remember.

 

[War Penguin]

"draw me a smily face to win the game"

my algebra 2 teacher is fun

My teacher gave me that, too. He said their would be a hidden question and was a extra credit question. It was because no one really payed attention to the questions during tests so it was for a good cause.

My Physics teacher also put funny but false answers in one of my multiple choice quizzes.

Spoiler: Example A)

A car about to roll down a hill has...

A. Blah (not on the test, just a shortener)
B. Blah
C. Blah
D. ... places to go, people to run over.

Spoiler: Example B)

What is a solar system?

A. Blah
B. Blah
C. Blah
D. A really cheesy science fair project if you use ping pong balls.

My teacher's awesome.

 

[Twilight_guy]

My science teacher Mr. Bratz once put this on a test:

Mr. Bratz once crashed while skiing a broke three bones
A. False
B. Yeah, that sounds about right.

This question was at the end of a regular and quiet serious test.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

One of my friends got this question on a test:

"What color was the lone rangers white horse?"
That is not a trick question, it's as easy as it looks. My friend was the only one in the entire class to get it right.

I bet the rest of the class felt pretty stupid.

 

[Klagermeister]

Q: Of the following artists, which would like Mr. Schoep the most?
a. Hanson
b. The Jonas Brothers
c. Jimi Hendrix

Q: How much would could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A: True.

 

[GoldenCondor]

Sally, Dwayne, Anthony, David, and Franklin are, collectively, exactly 10 years apart in age. Sally's is two years older than David. David's favorite letter is 'g'. Anthony's favorite letter is also 'g', but Dwayne has no preference, insisting that he likes all the letters equally except for 's'. What is Franklin's favorite letter?



(off of the aperturescience application forms)

 

[KazNecro]

Not a funny, question, but a funny answer...

A teacher once asked on a test, "Is the glass half-empty?"

I had heard a funny comedian the week before answer this question, so I copied, "Yes, but of the wrong thing."

 

[Zenode]

I have never had any ridiculous questions asked in a test but i know a few good answers

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

 

[ottenni]

What is the name of Charlie Browns dog?

Our biology teacher thought no one did the homework and he wanted to find out.

 

[Cliff_m85]

Do you like me?
A) Yes
B) No



My third grade teacher Mr. Slokym was odd.

 

[Nhilus]

I found this one on yahoo answers: "Is it bad to accedentilly inhale cigeret smoke into lungs when smoking? I have been smoking for three years now but I accedentily took the smoke into my lungs the other day and it still feels strange 4 hours on, is this normal? and for all you smoking haters I quit."
supprisingly there was no answers.
not technicly on subject but I felt it needed sharing, as for on a test I think it was:
if someone it yellow bellied they are known as what, no prizes for guessing what people put.

 

[Blackdoom]

On an exam I had the question
Do you think your teacher is the best.
A) Yes
B) Yes

I wrote depends on what mark you give me. I got 100% on the exam.

 

[Dragon_of_red]

in my 8th grade pre-algebra class there was a question that said: Find D.
(32/2)-(16/2)=D

if ur smart u can figure this one out.

Am i being really stupid by answering this?

I think its 8

 

[Nhilus]

in my 8th grade pre-algebra class there was a question that said: Find D.
(32/2)-(16/2)=D

if ur smart u can figure this one out.

Am i being really stupid by answering this?

I think its 8

(32/2)-(16/2)=D <- there it is =P

 

[Dragon_of_red]

(32/2)-(16/2)=D <- there it is =P

*Eye Twitches*

God dammit, i expected something like that...

 

[Adzma]

My physics class was having a mid-year practice exam a few months ago and there was a question on projectile motion involving two female astronauts on Mars. The question was pretty standard, what you would expect from a typical question, but out of no where one of my friends yells out: "Question! There's a mistake in question [whatever number it was]." The teacher looked up and asked "Really? What is it?" and my friend responds: "It says that there are women astronauts on Mars, that's a joke right?" He was subsequently kicked out while the rest of us laughed up a storm.

 

[HT_Black]

I got geometry questions that said "find X." I circled the X on the problems, and got 100%.

Wow...either schools all over the country, and perhaps the world, are under-par, or we attended the same one...
(That was my answer, by the way)

 

[Reklore]

It's a tie between "Do you think your teacher is cute? Y/N" and "If so, are you likely to file charges of statutory rape against your teacher? Y/N/Other".

lol I love it.

What was your asnwers?