What's the funniest question you've seen on a test?

[Chrissyluky]

Spoiler

i laughed pretty hard. mine? if it takes 2 1/2 cups of pancake mix to make 6 pancakes how many cups of pancake mix does it take to make 6 pancakes? im not joking this was really a qeustion on a test i had(a CGT computer generated test)

 

[obliterate]

If you had 10 minutes to live what would you do ?
A:Kill your neighbor (What are you rasict ?)
B:Bang your boss's life (Yeah for 10 minutes right...)
C:Tell your family you loved them...and give 'em a gun so they can ended quicker
Dude if you answer this question you have to be totally retarded...why would anyone tell you you have 10 minutes to live...we all wanna see you die in agony and total misery

 

[Shycte]

Do you think that your parents treat you fair?

They were beging for a "No, never".

 

[Chrono180]

I seem to recall that in my music appriciation course there was a question that went something like:

The premier of the Rite of Spring was famous for
A. The riot by the audience (correct answer, if you didn't know)
B. A fire that broke out midway through
C. (Something I can't recall)
D. A Time traveler that appeared and prophesied doom upon the world.

On a sadder note, in a different class there was a question to name all five rights guaranteed by the first amendment (freedom of speech, freedom of press, freedom of religion, freedom to petition and freedom of assembly) I was the only person to name all five.

 

[Eyebiter]

Would you rather be a big fish in a small pond, or a small fish in a big pond?

 

[ThePocketWeasel]

It wasn't on a test but I filled in a form saying:
Sex?
- Male
- Female
- Yes please

EDIT:
When I took my GCSE Maths a couple of years back there was a question something like 'Susie watches the weather forecast, theres a 70% chance of it being sunny, she says theres a 30% of rain. Why is she incorrect?"
One of my friends answers was 'Because she's a woman' xD

 

[Voodoomancer]

Can't remember the exact question, but it was on a maths test. Wasn't obvious at first, but after a minute of looking at it you'd realize the question was making you divide by zero xD

 

[Voodoomancer]

I got geometry questions that said "find X." I circled the X on the problems, and got 100%.

Hehe, that's why they say at my school "calculate the value of x" or something like that.

 

[bcponpcp27]

The question isn't funny, but the choices for answers were. What caused the end of WWII when it was dropped and killed many in Hiroshima and Nagasaki (or something to that effect)?

A. The Atom Bomb

B. Penicillin

C. Truman

D. A fat guy

I think he just gave up on coming up with reasonable alternatives.

 

[Rory]

I don't remember the exact question, it was something about who invented some machine, but it was a multi-choice question and one of the choices was "The French guy in the window." Another question on the same test was: "In which of the following liquids does sugar not dissolve?" And one of the choices was Fanta.

There were a couple of ridiculous questions like this on the test and there were people all over the classroom desperately trying not to laugh.

 

[Iron Mal]

Spoiler

Funniest thing I've seen all day

OT: The profiling thing at the start of the new Silent Hill the question have you ever cheated on a partner I think it's funny because it'l make no change to gameplay as far as I see what can they do have the nurses screaming at you with the whole "I gave you the best years of my life" business

I could imagine quite a few people lying about those questions at the begining (especially if there are others in the room).

Think about it, answering 'yes' to 'have you ever cheated?' when your girlfriend/boyfriend is in the room?

 

[hazabaza1]

'If Sally has one pound, how many watermelons can she fit in her back pocket?'
My school isn't very funny.

 

[blackfrancis567]

Spoiler

Funniest thing I've seen all day

OT: The profiling thing at the start of the new Silent Hill the question have you ever cheated on a partner I think it's funny because it'l make no change to gameplay as far as I see what can they do have the nurses screaming at you with the whole "I gave you the best years of my life" business

I could imagine quite a few people lying about those questions at the begining (especially if there are others in the room).

Think about it, answering 'yes' to 'have you ever cheated?' when your girlfriend/boyfriend is in the room?

Easily done I use to cheat when I was 15 downwards

 

[Nannernade]

Lol I loved the one about Wolverine ha ha. =P

 

[Johnnyallstar]

every projectile math problem I have ever done in both college and high screwl involved a kitten being said projectile.

 

[TheBarefootBandit]

Seriously though, my favorite is from the G.O.A.T. in Fallout 3:

Oh no! You've been exposed to radiation, and a mutated hand has grown out of your stomach! What's the best course of treatment?

1 Bullet to the brain.
2 Large Doses of anti-mutagen agent.
3 Prayer, Maybe God will spare you in exchange for a life of pious devotion.
4 Removal of the mutated tissue with a precision laser.

Ah memories.

 

[Ace of Spades]

If you were to teleport a piece of the crust to the center of the earth, which of the following would happen?
A. It would melt
B. It would remain solid
C. It would vaporize
D. _______________________________
Place your own erroneous response here

 

[Grayjack]

How did the colonists make profit?

One of the answers was "By picking up health packs scattered on the ground."