Question 1 is impossible to answer without your own acceleration!azncutthroat said:
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What's the funniest question you've seen on a test?
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in a biology exam i once did years ago there was a question "What can you do to stop milk from going sour" the answer was pasteurize it, someone wrote "keep it in the cow"
in english you always have to answer more than one question for creative writing, one year a guy didnt realise and in the 3 hours he wrote something for one question the length of a lord of the rings booknikki191 said:
also one guy in a french test hated the subject so in the exam he opened the book wrote 'i like football' in english for the first question and went to sleep for the rest of the exam
But your teacher couldn't be more rightpopdafoo said:
Funniest thing I saw on a test was something like "2x+3y=6z. Find k."
I thought this was funny because I was like "How the fuck do you find that!?".
Turns out k is the constant and I would have known it had I actually turned up to college
oh, this just reminded me of a friends history essay. If i can find it, ill post it up here. It just took the piss out of the treaty of versailles, claiming the Germans worshipped the blood god khorne and such.
I remember on my English test in S1, we were given a short story and were asked questions about it. The last question, worth 5 marks in a test of 30, was: "Do you feel the ending is powerful?".
I wrote that I did not and gave several well-planned and honest reasons as to why I did not. I was given 0 marks in an opinion-based question. MY OPINION IS WRONG, THANKS SCHOOL.
I wrote that I did not and gave several well-planned and honest reasons as to why I did not. I was given 0 marks in an opinion-based question. MY OPINION IS WRONG, THANKS SCHOOL.
Who is indisputably the most important person in Vault 101: He who shelters us from the harshness of the atomic wasteland, and to whom we owe everything we have, including our lives?
* 1 The Overseer.
* 2 The Overseer.
* 3 The Overseer.
* 4 The Overseer.
* 1 The Overseer.
* 2 The Overseer.
* 3 The Overseer.
* 4 The Overseer.
My math teacher had a question on a quiz that showed a ferris wheel and the description said that a kid is riding in it and Micheal Jackson (before he died) stands at the base waiting for it. You had to figure out how long the wheel was turning efore the kid got to Jackson. Awkward but we were all laughing anyway.
Another one:
In a Chinese driver's licence exam that was taken by someone I know there was a really strange question.
You see a crashed car and the driver lying on the road. His adomen is cut and his intestines are uncovered. What do you do while waiting for the amulance to arrive?
A)You try to move him away from the road.
B)You firmly support the intestines with your hands by applying pressure.
C)You take out his intestines and move them into a small-sized crate or box to keep them from damage.
D)Remain calm and assure the person while waiting.
Turns out the right answer was C). The person took a translated expat-exam in French for his driver's licence while living in China. It was a translation error and should have read something along the lines of "Use a crate or box to cover his abdomen to protect his intestines". These things happen in China all the time XD, she still got that question wrong though.
Another one:
In a Chinese driver's licence exam that was taken by someone I know there was a really strange question.
You see a crashed car and the driver lying on the road. His adomen is cut and his intestines are uncovered. What do you do while waiting for the amulance to arrive?
A)You try to move him away from the road.
B)You firmly support the intestines with your hands by applying pressure.
C)You take out his intestines and move them into a small-sized crate or box to keep them from damage.
D)Remain calm and assure the person while waiting.
Turns out the right answer was C). The person took a translated expat-exam in French for his driver's licence while living in China. It was a translation error and should have read something along the lines of "Use a crate or box to cover his abdomen to protect his intestines". These things happen in China all the time XD, she still got that question wrong though.
Probley on a driving theory test, The question was something like..You have an arguement, you are angry, what should you do before you drive?
the thing that funny was one of the possible answers is 'Take an alcoholic beverage to calm down'
the thing that funny was one of the possible answers is 'Take an alcoholic beverage to calm down'
EDIT: I also remember a random Geography question in a test. It was obviously a joke:
Q:"Where does inspiration come in boxes?"
A:"The Ceramic Tile Warehouse"
A very, very, very, VERY small percentage of you may get that.
It refers to a long-running and annoying radio jingle for a shop specialising in, well, ceramic floor tiles.
EDIT NUMBER 2: Ooooh, 666th post!
My old Spanish teacher was awesome. On a completely serious test we had to take, one of the questions was;
"Draw me a south-American alligator".
But that's not the best part. About half way through the test he stood up, made a little cough, and with a serious voice he said "guys and you other weird looking thingies, I have to tell you something...*big pause*.. I don't really know how a South-American alligator looks like, so if you want... just draw me a crocodile, it doesn't really matter. As long as it looks dangerous and have teeth" and then he sat calmly down and continued whatever he was doing.
Yes he's pretty weird, but so damn hilarious. He claims that the crows are after him. He's kinda slow at correcting tests, so he often blamed the crows for stealing his tests.
"Draw me a south-American alligator".
But that's not the best part. About half way through the test he stood up, made a little cough, and with a serious voice he said "guys and you other weird looking thingies, I have to tell you something...*big pause*.. I don't really know how a South-American alligator looks like, so if you want... just draw me a crocodile, it doesn't really matter. As long as it looks dangerous and have teeth" and then he sat calmly down and continued whatever he was doing.
Yes he's pretty weird, but so damn hilarious. He claims that the crows are after him. He's kinda slow at correcting tests, so he often blamed the crows for stealing his tests.
I had a final exam in college once for Astronomy asking us: "Name the closest" with nothing after. Being the dip I was, I finished the question with: "student cheating off me:" and then wrote the correct answer. He still marked everyone wrong, but gave me half-credit for the humor. Yeah.... Humor....
I chose the laser.azncutthroat said: