What's the funniest video game line ever?

[MGlBlaze]

Another of Zoey's awesome lines from L4d:
"Hey Francis, they have the latest issue of Hating Everything magazine."

Oh, and from Meet The Sniper:
"I'm not a crazed gunman, dad; I'm an assassin... The difference being one is a job and the other's mental sickness!

How about Meet The Sandvich:
MY BLOOD! HE PUNCHED OUT ALL MY BLOOD!!!

Classic TF2.

"You call that breaking my spine!? You red-team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine if-"
*Loud cracking noise*
"MY SPIIINE" (followed by a girlish scream)

From Brutal Legend;
I bet you wish you wore a bib because now you got face all over your shirt.

"Decapitatiooooooon!"

 

[lay-lanie]

"oh man! I think I crapped my pants!" oh the punisher..

 

[RaNDM G]

Alright, you asked for it:

"Gentlemen."

 

[sheic99]

Another of Zoey's awesome lines from L4d:
"Hey Francis, they have the latest issue of Hating Everything magazine."

I hate latest issues. - Francis

 

[anthony87]

From Meet The Spy;

Scout: "What? Are you the president of his Fan Club or something?"

Spy: "No....That would be your Mother"

 

[WeevilStew]

Guybrush Threepwood saying "watch me make this disappear" as he steals a magic wand always gets me chuckling.

 

[Darth Brownie]

I'm gonna make you my *****!

Asagi in Soul Nomad

 

[GrimTuesday]

Duke Nukem: I don't have time to play with myself.

Said upon trying to activate an arcade game of Duke Nukem.

 

[Dancingman]

A few of my favorites

Overheard from a pedestrian in GTA: San Andreas "Them white boys had me on crystal meth."

 

[Dragon Zero]

Why no Republic Commando?

[I tell Scorch to stop healing himself] Scorch: "Sadist."

Scorch: "This place is starting to give me the creeps."
Sev: "Ah, Scorch nothing like a jungle hunt. Hiding in the bushes, putting a plasma bolt through your quarries head. [inhales with pleasure] Makes me feel alive!"
Scorch: "Okay, now 07's giving me the creeps."

Sev: "Oh NO!!!"
Fixer: "What? Whats wrong?!?"
Sev: "I lost track of my kill count!"

Boss: "When are you creatures going to learn that I'm a lot scarier than you are!"

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

Definition: Love is making a 1500 yard shot to the knees using an Aratech laser snipers rifle.

 

[ethaninja]

Anything in Portal.

 

[EvilestDeath]

"The cake is a lie" It is not a spoken line but still...I dig portal and the meme.

 

[EvilestDeath]

Duke Nukem: I don't have time to play with myself.

Said upon trying to activate an arcade game of Duke Nukem.

"It will be finished when it's finished." lol

 

[2wenty6ix]

- Gordon Freeman

 

[Apocalypse Tank]

Put a little surprise under their tree...

 

[cheese_wizington]

My name is AssKicker, and my i.d. number is .556 millimeter!

 

[Greyfall]

"Whats a mountain goat doing up here-*CRUNNCH*" -Dragonhawk Rider, Warcraft 3