What's the funniest video game line ever?

[Christemo]

I HAVE FURY! - Fawful from Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga.


"Someone set up us the bomb!" - Zero Wing Engineer.

"arww, HES GOT TO BE TAKING A PISS! We just busted our arses to get to this LZ, and NOW THEY WANT US TO GO ALL THE WAY BACK DOWN!?!" -Gaz, upon hearing the message from the LZ crew during "Heat".

"NOT INTO THE PIT, IT BURNS!!!" -Ganon before Link traps him in the book at the end of those horrible CDI games.

 

[InvisibleMilk]

"Here's somethin' you shoulda built, MY ASS!"
- Scout, TF2

 

[bcponpcp27]

In superstar saga when Mario meets hermie (who is decorated as a Christmas tree).

"Red suit....Shiny Mustache...Could you be!?..IS IT REALLY YOU??? THANTA CLAUS!!!!!???"

 

[Helimocopter]

"Fuck your tournament!"
Unreal Tournament: The Liandri Conflict

 

[dtthelegend]

Psychonauts.
I am the milkman my milk is delicious, it is fortified with what the world needs, what the world deserves

YES!

 

[NeutralDrow]

Samurai Warriors 2

"It matters not how many men you throw at me! I will slay them all!"
- Tadakatsu Honda

"What if I threw kittens at you, Tadakatsu? Would you slay them, too?"
- Shingen Takeda

 

[Conan4Life]

classic 4th wall
max payne

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i6/the_txg/Page01.jpg
followed by
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i still snicker about it when i dust that game off

and from batman:AA
Joker: "I'm going to drop you like a sack of puppies!"

 

[Vandineo]

"While your rides going ZOOM, you're going BANG BANG, and things are going PHEW PHEW and you destroy them with a big BOOM. Pretty simple, isn't it?" Ride attendant at the Golden Saucer in FF VII.

"I don't care what your doing, so much as the idiotic way that you're doing it ..." Vincent Valentine in FF VII

 

[The Cake Is A Lie]

"You spoony Bard!" -FFIV

The entire end theme (Still Alive) from Portal.

 

[Spleenbag]

Roman Bellic is always good for a laugh, as is Brucie. Funniest line ever, though... To be honest, I can't just pick one.

 

[FalloutJack]

Let's see...

Most anything from a Discworld game.
Most anything from an Evil Dead game.
Most anything from the Ghostbusters game.

Ah, here we go.

From the original Persona game, where the team has come up against a robotic rat...

"How adorable!"
"This is it? Doesn't look that tough to me."
*RAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT!!!*

...which they have someone managed to overlook the fact that it has a pair of heavy machine guns mounted on its back.

 

[MysticnFm]

It wasn't the funniest line ever, but in Borderlands, when Sledge gets his intro screen and it says "P.S. You guys aren't friends".

This is of course after he has spent the whole game beforehand sending dudes to kill you and such.

 

[Socius]

Alyx Vance: Gordon, let me do the talking!

 

[MattRooney06]

gahhh there are too many

Chloe: Why do i always have to save your ass
Drake: it is an ass worth saving -Uncharted 2

Duke: Im here to kick ass and chew bubblegum....and im all outa gum -Duke Nukem

Bus Driver: You? i dont evan wanna talk to you, your breath smells like blood when you burp
-Borderlands

Nickwhile carjacking somone)Nice Car!...Shame


i love videogames

 

[Wrann]

Dont know if this has been said yet I dont want to look though 5 pages.

"Someone set us up the bomb."
CATS Zero Wing

 

[Rory]

"Are you a professional moron or just a gifted asshole?"

CJ from GTA: SA.

 

[TheBarefootBandit]

Cole explaining the Karma choices in inFamous. It's like #I could save the puppy dog and donate him to the kid who wants a puppy or I could just go steal that kids lunch money instead and eat the lunch in front of him after I've hit him with 2000 volts..# Cartoon villainy at its most obvious state.

 

[superking9292]

Got a few....

In GTA IV with Brucie where he says something like "We'll be like a nuclear bomb up in this shit, but like a sexy bomb. A bomb that only effects girls with d-cups and tight asses."

In Psychonauts where Doogen is talking to the squirrels ans says "I could never do that... I could never... KILL EVERYONE."

In Mass Effect, where Joker(I think. He's voiced by Seth Green) says something to the effect of "I can make this ship dance, but don't make me dance unles you like the sound of cracking bones." or something like that.

 

[TyrantGanado]

Triad: Boss, take a look at these two chips!
Woozie: One's a fake.
CJ: Wow, how'd you do that?
Woozie: Why else would he come in with two chips and sound so worried?

 

[Danglybits]

"They [the squirrels] lied, they lied! And then, they--they left!" - Psychonauts

"Aperture Science 'Bring Your Daughter to Work Day' is the perfect time to have her tested" - Portal

"So that's why you sleepin' in a box?!" - FFVII

"That must be why my pants have been so tight lately..." Snake Eater

N. Snake: This look [Raiden mask] should make me more popular.
Major Zero: I wouldn't count on it but whatever....

And last but not least

N. Snake: You should come in the box, then you'll know what I mean!
Sigint: Man I don't wanna know what you mean!