I can't lie to you, Escapist: a bunch of us got really high and saw New Moon last night.
And let me tell you... it didn't help at all.
For the first 30 minutes or so I tried convincing myself that I was watching Moon, starring Sam Rockwell and Kevin Spacey as the robot. When that didn't work, we resorted to a good old MST3K-ing of the proceedings.
At one point I left to refill my girlfriend's and my sodas, and upon returning I remarked "I can't believe I just did that twice." "Did what?" she asked. "Walked into the theater marked 'New Moon'," I replied.
The film gets a 0.5 out of5 10 100, for making us laugh ironically a couple of times. The fun we had making fun of it scores about a 3.5 out of 5, though. So go figure that out.
And let me tell you... it didn't help at all.
For the first 30 minutes or so I tried convincing myself that I was watching Moon, starring Sam Rockwell and Kevin Spacey as the robot. When that didn't work, we resorted to a good old MST3K-ing of the proceedings.
At one point I left to refill my girlfriend's and my sodas, and upon returning I remarked "I can't believe I just did that twice." "Did what?" she asked. "Walked into the theater marked 'New Moon'," I replied.
The film gets a 0.5 out of