I went to 3 rock concerts and/or music festivals in the last three days, and they were all in different places far away from each other.
That's about the most manly thing I've done recently
I just ate a whole banana in one bite so as to get my dietary fiber. I'm gonna get a mannie and a peddie at 6 with my girlfriends, and then I'm gonna watch Sex & The City until I fall asleep, wherein I'll dream about finding the right man.
When I wake up the next day is time for cardio (to get those tight buns), then yoga, and then kegel exercises for good measure.
Attended a Car Accident under lights and sirens, cut off a 95 Ford Falcon's driver side, and right rear passenger door while 2 casualties were bleeding out.
Climbing, running, jumping on freight cars for 8 hours at my job. Also running about a mile in steel-toed boots, long pants, and safety equipment, while it was 95* (Fahrenheit) out with 80% humidity.
Don't worry, I dub thee an honorary 'Man'. You'll get your free plastic dangly ball ornaments in four to six week via post.
OT: I actually did just finish cutting up a tree this morning with my chainsaw and I've been spending the last few hours splitting the logs and carrying them up the hill to my house.
ive been lifting weights 5 days a week. i also have a massive bloodblister on my big toe (the blister is bigger than my big toe) and it hurts to walk. but im like f$#% it. and walk anyway.
Was driving to school when someone clipped my rear bumper, sending me hurtling into oncoming traffic. I totalled 3 cars and sent 2 people to the hospital (they are fine don't worry) but i managed to get out and walk away without a single scratch on me. Also: farted very loudly at a fancy restaurant just to see what would happen. (everyone got quiet, except for my brother who was in tears he was laughing so hard)
Manly enough for ya'? Time for my nightly 4 mile jog.
Friday I put 10 dozen beer on a trolly and put it into the back of a SUV. Then I put 3 30-Liter kegs into that SUV. Working at a brewery, so manly it will grow an entire forest on your chest.
Delivered pizzas at unsafe speeds in a metropolitan area while listening to "Always" by Erasure.
In seriousness, I recently bought the complete works of H.P. Lovecraft in a hardback book which, in addition to having gilt pages and one of those built-in ribbon bookmarks, is big and heavy enough to beat someone to death with.
I don't DO many manly things, but I have thought about murdering a grizzly bear with my bare hands by smashing its brain through its eyes while it is eating me, does that count?
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