What's the most cliche thing that's ever happened to you?

[Stryc9]

I've had 'It's not you it's me' and 'I just need some room' all in the same go. Also, from a different chick I got 'You're too good of a friend' but that didn't hurt nearly as much since it was kind of true at the time and it's more so now.

 

[somethingprofound]

- Ran into a door i was expecting not to be locked (main doors for a building at school)

- Got the 'i'm probably going to end up cheating on you' BS from not one but two girls i was interested in... fun aye?

- Stolen various traffic cones when drunk

- Am polite in the face of adversity, as i live in england? (that's one of the stereotype's pertaining to the british correct? most are bastards though...)

- Walked into a lamp post whilst talking to friends

- High fives ... i hate to say it because they are awesome, but it's still a cliche for guys unfortunately

umm but i'm generally a magnet for weirdness... e.g. a taxi driver taking his hands off the freaking wheel to do a impression of me as, and i quote 'a fat harry potter' though i'm actually quite lean :|

 

[RobCoxxy]

- Am polite in the face of adversity, as i live in england? (that's one of the stereotype's pertaining to the british correct? most are bastards though...)

Ah the ol' Stiff Upper Lip. Right with you there.

 

[ezzawesome]

I slipped on a banana peal...*face palm*

 

[nathan-dts]

This didn't happen to me, but rather three feet away from me: The first time my family went to Disneyworld, my little brother ran smack into a glass door and broke his nose. Alas, the eagerness of youth.

I was also once attacked in the shower.

Disneyworld is a dangerous place; I went there at about the age of 3 or 4 and while I was having breakfast with my family, Goofy comes along and knocks me off my chair. I hated Goofy from that day forward. On the bright side, I gots some free Disney toys.

 

[Twin Of Aphex]

When i was a kid i was running home and taking my bike helmet off at the same time (My mum had my bike just incase you thought i wore a helmet on a regular basis...) just as i removed it from my head i went straight into a lamp post. I was laughing and crying at the same time.

 

[TheZapper]

I was talking to someone while walking down the road and I walked straight into a lampost. It was over a year ago and people still take the piss out of me for it.

 

[Archaeology Hat]

I cast magic missile.

 

[deathstrikesquirrel]

I miss High fives quite regularly

 

[Captain Pancake]

I once got dumped by a girl, who said "we can still be friends"

yeah F**king right...

I've had 'It's not you it's me'

Been there too... why are all the girls i fall for bitches?

"I see you as more of a friend" is probably the closest to a cliche moment for me.

Dear god, i've had that one too!

what is wrong with me? I seem to attract cheap blow-offs...

 

[Dusty Donuts]

I ran into a glass door. They told me "Hexagons don't float". How was I to know THAT?!

 

[A Raging Emo]

"It's not you; it's me!"

"I see you more as a friend."

"I think we should see other people."

"It's not that I don't like you, but..."

... Yes, I have heard a LOT of excuses. You have to give all of my ex-girlfriends a bonus point for their creativity. (I've also heard my current girlfriend say "I'm never going to leave you. Ever" to me, if that counts as a cliche?)

 

[AbuFace]

I stepped on a rake and the handle flipped up and hit me in the face.

 

[superwookie]

I drop a lot of heavy objects on my toes, usually while not wearing shoes.

 

[ArchBlade]

That bit you said about getting dropped on your head? Yeah, that happened to me too.

Thank god I turned out so well rounded!

*lights a zippo and begins staring intently at the fire.*

Edit: Oh, and I did walk into a glass door one time. That crap was invisible, I tell you.

 

[Golden Gryphon]

I once had to explain to a teacher that my rabbit had eaten my homework. She had worked out how to get onto the chair and from there onto the desk. I think she believed me because it was far too stupid a thing to make up.

 

[Jinmasa 8]

fell for a girl on a train

and was told "im not the one for you"... that one confused me and my friends i asked to help me dicyper that strangness

 

[fluffybunny937]

When it was near the time of a school dance and a friend of mine said I should ask this girl who's a mutual friend of ours and then later another friend said the same thing. So later I was with another friend(who doesn't know her) and we ran into her and she's kind of a huggy feely person so all her friends she greets with a hug and kiss on the cheek. So after this he asks me "are you "with" her?" So I get to thinking "am I in love with her?" I swear if you knew her it would be weird because she make me look completely sane in comparison. So that is the story of the scariest thing to ever happen to me. .... oh you said cliche...well then this is awkward.

 

[Samuel Cook]

Walked into a glass door. Exceptionally clean.

Done that, but I ran, my friend still cries from laughing when he thinks about that..