What's the most cliche thing that's ever happened to you?

[EeveeElectro]

Walked into a glass door, that's how I broke my nose.
Helped an old lady with her shopping.
Got a boys ball back from the middle of the street and told him not to play in traffic
:3
I'm a good citizen ^^

 

[blipblop]

riding my bike when a beautiful girl walks on the other side of the road. I look at her and not the lamp post in front of me.. needless to say, I crasched in to the lamp post