What's the most creative way you have dealt with an idiotic team player?
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It took someone 20 minutes to calm the kid down which was funny in and of itself.Skullkid4187 said:
Then there was the time my lil brother told people on Xbox live our mom died of Nipple cancer.
Search in destroy on MW2, I tell him follow me and jump a cliff. I land on a spot that garuntees my safety (Its on underpass)
He dies.
He dies.
Planetside. We were at the HQ where no combat happens since its outside of the actual warzones. A guy named Saddam Hussein was standing inside using one of the Terminals. So I told my friend to stand next to the door whilst I ran away and got something. Then when I had it. I sent a tell to my friend;"Tell him to come outside!". So my friend does so. As Saddam steps out of the building I come out of nowhere with a buggy and smash right into him. It was glorious and much lulz was had.
Thats what you get for nicking Saddam Hussein, d-bag
Thats what you get for nicking Saddam Hussein, d-bag
In a game of halo our team was loosing by alot which is no big deal, it happens. but there was one player on our team who was screaming at us the whole time saying we suck and crying about loosing so I went and negotiated with both my own and the other team to have a seise fire and only go after to one kid. When everybody on both teams were tea bagging him I thought he was going to cry.
back in the day on bc2 when it wasn't auto-balanced, a clan that was half on my side and half on the other decided to switch teams so they would all be on the same team (the opposite team), of course i objected and got some pretty nasty responses. So me and my friend decided to switch teams as well, then we just sat at the objectives, slowly destroying them with our C4 while they just sat around us trying to get in our way, generally trying to be annoying (smoke and tracers), and sending us abusive messages (to little effect), we did this through 2 games forcing us to lose both times until they left. Needless to say me and my friend had quite a laugh.
Once, my freind was killing the AI at the end of the L4D2 demo on the 360, Insisting not to end the match. But then out of nowhere a Smoker spawned and yanked him out the Saferoom. I then closed the door and left him to get curb-stomped by the zombies >.
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Street Fighter IV:
Scene: The squeaky eight-year-old thing started yelling at me for using macros because I managed to chain together a punch and kick.
Preparation: I have a macro ready for emergencies for when the scene above occurs.
Action: I press "M3".
Result: Three quarters of their health go away, and I say "THAT'S a macro." They cry and shriek about how I'm a terrible person.
I only pull this mean, mean trick if someone accuses a simple action of being macro'd.
Scene: The squeaky eight-year-old thing started yelling at me for using macros because I managed to chain together a punch and kick.
Preparation: I have a macro ready for emergencies for when the scene above occurs.
Action: I press "M3".
Result: Three quarters of their health go away, and I say "THAT'S a macro." They cry and shriek about how I'm a terrible person.
I only pull this mean, mean trick if someone accuses a simple action of being macro'd.
I like to play as the AI in SS13, which means everyone is yelling at me "ai, open this door" when they are standing in the middle of a room full of doors, or "ai, start up this mining equipment" or "ai, put 10000 credits in the research budget" or of course, my all time favorite, the idiot assistant who thinks he is direct assistant to the captain and therefore has unrestricted access, even to the EVA. Yesterday, I had to bolt the second set of airlocks to the emergency shuttle before it arrived, because so many people were spacing themselves, and yelling at me for it. And whenever wires get cut, they think I electrified a door, instead of examining it to see whether the AI really did electrify the arrival shuttle doors, or if the wires are just cut.