What's the Most Evil Thing you can do in the Next 10 Minutes?

[interspark]

so the devil has appeared before you and has announced that people on earth are not nearly evil enough anymore, and to that affect he will RESSURECT HITLER! (and possibly several other very evil people from history) in TEN MINUTES!!!! you have that much time to prove the devil wrong by being the most evil bastard imaginable! WHAT WILL/CAN YOU DO???

 

[Rasputin1]

I could kill all my family, and all the animals, then hang the decapitated bodies between the phone lines going across the road...

Evil enough?

 

[Julianking93]

10 minutes? Realistically? Um....I can throw my dog off the roof of my building.

Just out of anything at all? I could blow up the apartment complex next door.

 

[interspark]

put 200 babies in a blender and then feed the baby paste to anorexia patients.

special emphasis on the "CAN DO" part in the title

 

[Serenegoose]

I'd just press this button on my desk that begins my Evil overthrow of all the worlds governments, placing me in sole possession of the Earth as it's mysterious yet stylish Overlady.

 

[Skorpyo]

I can burn the whole neighborhood.

All of it.

 

[Rasputin1]

put 200 babies in a blender and then feed the baby paste to anorexia patients.

special emphasis on the "CAN DO" part in the title

i live in between a hospital and an eating disorder clinic.

Good luck doing it in ten minutes.

 

[Da Joz]

Take a dump in my roommates bathtub.

 

[LemonMelon]

I could buy the internet and close it off to the public unless they wanted to pay an exorbitant fee.

 

[interspark]

put 200 babies in a blender and then feed the baby paste to anorexia patients.

special emphasis on the "CAN DO" part in the title

i live in between a hospital and an eating disorder clinic.

congratulations! hitler satys away! (i feel a pun on the term "an apple a day..." coming on)

 

[Marter]

I could kill everyone at my house, and then burn down the house, with the fire likely moving to the next house, and possibly even more than that.

 

[JIst00]

I dunno about in the next 10 minutes, but I just used a laser pen to torment my cats by making them both run at it at the same time and bang heads. Fucking hilarious.

 

[martin's a madman]

Amoralism!

 

[interspark]

I could buy the internet and close it off to the public unless they wanted to pay an exorbitant fee.

10 MINUTES, not 10 decades

 

[FortheLegion]

I could go over strangle my cat then i could go upstairs kill my mom and sister and her friend then go to all the neighbors and kill them too and go on a rampage killing all in sight

It would be horrible. I would rather Hitler resurrected than to carry out any of those deeds
but i would do it if the human race was truly in danger

 

[interspark]

I dunno about in the next 10 minutes, but I just used a laser pen to torment my cats by making them both run at it at the same time and bang heads. Fucking hilarious.

you always run into town and blind a bunch of people