What's the Most Evil Thing you can do in the Next 10 Minutes?

[Ham_authority95]

Strangle my family with their own intestines.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

I'll tell you later.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

I could beat my sister to death with my dogs.

Wow, that's dark, but my sister is playing annoying music at full volume.

 

[Betancore]

Can? Or would like to? Because I could wake up my severely ill sister at 9 AM during the school holidays, but I love her too much to be that evil. So I will do nothing, but I can do pretty much anything. Like set the house on fire and carve my sister's body into ornate pieces of fleshy, bloody art.

 

[Cheery Lunatic]

The only thing to pop into my head was that I could steal my sister's sesame chicken.

Yep, compared to everyone else, I'm DEFINITELY the most evil person here.

 

[Rasputin1]

I can burn the whole neighborhood.

All of it.

down to the gwound.

put 200 babies in a blender and then feed the baby paste to anorexia patients.

special emphasis on the "CAN DO" part in the title

i live in between a hospital and an eating disorder clinic.

Good luck doing it in ten minutes.

Thanks man, you hate babies too?

Despise them. Need a hand?

 

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

Don't question my capacity for committing horrible acts when my sister is listening to Justin Bieber on the highest volume setting in my own room .

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Feed 200 babies ghost chilies and watch them writhe in pain, then put the 200 babies in a blender and then feed the baby paste to anorexia patients.

I don't think you could do all that in the next 10 minutes.

OT: I suppose I could murder my roommate, but I'm not sure why I wouldn't just wait 10 minutes and then murder Hitler.

I mean, if I'm gonna murder someone....

 

[Aux]

I could go rob a bank, stab someone, run my car into a store. I got options to say the least haha.

 

[Dexiro]

Resurrecting Hitler wouldn't change anything though.

 

[Underground Man]

I'd just sit back and let Hitler get resurrected.

Sure it's passive aggressive, but I'd like to see the prince of darkness try to decide who is more evil: Hitler, or the person who intentionally let Hitler get resurrected.

In all seriousness though, why is it always Hitler? Stalin's death toll was like 10-20 million, and those are conservative estimates.

 

[SuperSuperSuperGuy]

I could grab the sword from the next room over, and decapitate my family and all of my pets.

Not that I'd ever do that...

 

[kikon9]

Go to the nearest poor house and use my evil atheist powers to set it on fire. Then I would attack the pope with a chainsaw and dip the cardinals in acid. After I curb stomp the Dalai Lama

 

[kikon9]

I'd just sit back and let Hitler get resurrected.

Sure it's passive aggressive, but I'd like to see the prince of darkness try to decide who is more evil: Hitler, or the person who intentionally let Hitler get resurrected.

In all seriousness though, why is it always Hitler? Stalin's death toll was like 10-20 million, and those are conservative estimates.

Thats some kind of meta evil.

 

[Underground Man]

I'd just sit back and let Hitler get resurrected.

Sure it's passive aggressive, but I'd like to see the prince of darkness try to decide who is more evil: Hitler, or the person who intentionally let Hitler get resurrected.

In all seriousness though, why is it always Hitler? Stalin's death toll was like 10-20 million, and those are conservative estimates.

Thats some kind of meta evil.

But am I morally culpable? o_~

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

make someone eat their parents

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

Break everything in the house, set it on fire, make a pentagram with my great grandmother's ashes in the front yard, then sacrifice the neighbor dog on it, before stabbing every one of my neighbors to death, eating them while doing so.
Y'know, what normal people do to kill time.

 

[thenumberthirteen]

The obvious answer. Do nothing. Doing bad things to save the planet from Evil is, in a way, good.

Stand idly by and wait him out. You see that's the kind of game the Devil plays to mess with your head.

Second choice: Use my Black Lantern ring to raise an army of the Undead.

Flesh

 

[Drakmorg]

I could prepare a tasty meal from the recently mutilated corpse of my roommate and share it with the neighbors.

 

[Terminate421]

Pee on my cat.