What's the Most Evil Thing you can do in the Next 10 Minutes?

[slarrs]

Grab a knife, stabbing time. You know.

 

[Grayjack]

I could kill all my family, and all the animals, then hang the decapitated bodies between the phone lines going across the road...

Evil enough?

Pretty much this. Maybe my neighbors too.

 

[chetoos]

I suppose I could collapse governments using the power of the internet, but I think that could be considered an act of good

 

[Ossum]

I could have 200 pizzas delivered to the local eating disorder clinic.

 

[klaynexas3]

force everyone to watch the 4kids version of one piece and shaman king. and then have to listen to hannah montana. that is pure evil. also give WBC the right to kill people.

 

[supagama]

ill show him a Justin Bieber CD. done and done

 

[coldfrog]

Fall asleep and pretty much ruin the company I work for.

 

[blackwolf445]

Kill my self.

Because depriving the world of my awsome-ness, is so evil the very fabric of are univase would tear apart....


(fun fact. my sweat is the fabric)


And in its dispear the univase will then utter the words ''do a barrelroll''. It's last despreat attempt to bring awsome-ness back even if it is only for a split secon in time, that only amounts to 1/9000 of the awsome that i am....


and thus i would save and condemn the hunman race......

i think the human race can do without this so-called "univase", i dont even know what it is! perhaps some kind of highly educated vase?

sorry, i wouldnt normally be so facecious but you made the same spelling mistake twice! (its universe)

I thank you good sir. For your help in the spelling of the word "universe" But i see this is just a misunderstanding. I can see your one of the people, that when first exposed to me and my awsome-ness, can simply not think straight. See were you think you see a so called "mistake" you are infact seeing a new fresh ways to spell these old and over used words. trust me I'm always starting catchy new wave trands

 

[Orcboyphil]

Buy 20 Fairy Necter and then send my 10 year old daughter into the forest to be raped by bandits.

 

[Freeze_L]

I'd just sit back and let Hitler get resurrected.

Sure it's passive aggressive, but I'd like to see the prince of darkness try to decide who is more evil: Hitler, or the person who intentionally let Hitler get resurrected.

In all seriousness though, why is it always Hitler? Stalin's death toll was like 10-20 million, and those are conservative estimates.

Thats some kind of meta evil.

But am I morally culpable? o_~

I would assume you would be, that being said the ends never justifies the means so i would tell Lucifer to fuck off.

If i were to do the opposite however, all i can say is it involves an eggbeater, 10,000 pounds of torque, and someone would be a eunuch at the end.

 

[SalamanderJoe]

Probably colour my sleeping girlfriend in with black felt tip.

 

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

I suppose I could kill my family, jump in the car and drive down a crowded sidewalk....

 

[Serge A. Storms]

Three pages in, and not one masturbation joke? If we're taking "evil" as the subjective term it is, I'd film myself beating off and send it to Christine O'Donnell.

 

[Mr. Gency]

Don't question my capacity for committing horrible acts when my sister is listening to Justin Bieber on the highest volume setting in my own room .

You should thank her, she sounds evil enough to save us all.

I could grab the sword from the next room over, and decapitate my family and all of my pets.

Not that I'd ever do that...

Though I would use different methods, I could do this. Then I could take two cars and block traffic. Finally, just as I'm almost out of time... Molotov. The inevitable damage should be enough.

 

[iBananaCrazy]

I could make a gasoline trail from my house to about 3 or 4 houses near me and catch them all on fire..Or I could go on a killing spree..About all I can do in a 10 minute notice.

 

[Wicky_42]

I could... WAKE UP MY HOUSEMATES!!! Muahahahahahaha!

Or yeah, Underground Man's plan is cool too.

I'd just sit back and let Hitler get resurrected.

Sure it's passive aggressive, but I'd like to see the prince of darkness try to decide who is more evil: Hitler, or the person who intentionally let Hitler get resurrected.

In all seriousness though, why is it always Hitler? Stalin's death toll was like 10-20 million, and those are conservative estimates.

Of course, by sitting by and not getting worked up, you might be able to bluff the Devil out and would totally make you more evil than he!

 

[The Random One]

Make evil posts on the internet.

 

[Quiet Stranger]

Kill my mother??

 

[MMMowman]

I can burn the whole neighborhood.

All of it.

down to the gwound.

put 200 babies in a blender and then feed the baby paste to anorexia patients.

special emphasis on the "CAN DO" part in the title

i live in between a hospital and an eating disorder clinic.

Good luck doing it in ten minutes.

Thanks man, you hate babies too?

I do and it takes 10 minutes and 5 seconds you better think of something else to do.