What's the Most Evil Thing you can do in the Next 10 Minutes?

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dietpeachsnapple

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LemonMelon said:
I could buy the internet and close it off to the public unless they wanted to pay an exorbitant fee.
Don't internet companies deny us access to the internet unless we... pay them?
 

spartan1077

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Flamma Man said:
I would do nothing.

You see, it's a trick question, how would doing evil to prevent greater evil ever be considered truly evil?

ARGH.
Since your into paradoxes... Is there true evil or different mindsets based on normals in society. Can you ask a murderer if what he did was wrong? No, because he may see it as the right thing to do. There is no evil, only neutral mindsets.

We heard you like to be evil so we resurected evil so you can be evil while he is evil.
 

Zyxx

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I could go outside and light the woods on fire - it's very unlikely that anyone would notice in time to stop it from damaging several houses. I could also lure in one of the cats, take it upstairs and strangle my mom with it.

I don't think I could actually bring myself to do any of that, though.

What's Hitler gonna do if he gets brought back to life, anyway? Everybody hates him already. It'd be better to raise someone subtler and lower-profile.
 

William Dickbringer

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Haseo21 said:
make someone eat their parents
only thing missing is while they're eating their parents their favorite band is insulting them and you are feeding on their tears while they cry about it

O.T. axe+person that robbed me living up the street from me=cold blood torture
yeah I think that torture could be proven evil enough if I torture them good and cold enough
 

DocBalance

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interspark said:
so the devil has appeared before you and has announced that people on earth are not nearly evil enough anymore, and to that affect he will RESSURECT HITLER! (and possibly several other very evil people from history) in TEN MINUTES!!!! you have that much time to prove the devil wrong by being the most evil bastard imaginable! WHAT WILL/CAN YOU DO???
For starters, kick the Devil straight in his unholy balls. Then I'll explain to him what an absolute failure he is, and that if mankind isn't evil enough for him he should do something about it himself rather than resurrecting crazy men to do his passive-aggressive work for him. Then I rip his horns off and feed them to him.
 

TheStickman

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I could shoot my family and the animals out back.

And if I have time I could mutilate them with a butter knife.

This is going to be a very interesting thread.
 

PrimoThePro

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Heh. Here we go.
I would head upstairs. Take the beer bottle my dad is drinking and shove it down his throat, all the way. Then I would smash his neck with a bat so it breaks in his neck. I would then go to my mother and cut her slowly. Bit by bit. Then tie her to a pole to die slowly. I would walk outside, and chuck my knife at the cat that keeps bugging our dog. I would then take my dog and sick him on my neighbours, and laugh as he slaughters them. I wouldn't let him kill their youngest daughter, oh no, I would take her to the curb, and curb stomp her. I would find the nearest vehicle, kill the owner with my bare hands, and drive the vehicle on the sidewalk, hitting every living thing. I would proceed to hop out of it as it drives into a school that has kids around it. I would then mop up any child left alive. I believe after that, my ten minutes are up.
 

DocBalance

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I'm just going to point out that if any of you ever end up in court for Murder/assault, this thread is going to be all over the prosecutions speech...
 

runedeadthA

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
I'll tell you later.
Oh..you bastard.

Hmmm burning down houses seems the fastest way, not much else around here, and all I can do on the internet is r-....waiiiit thats it!
If the devil needs proof of evil, re-direct him to 4-chan and Encyclopedia Dramatica!

Dear god I'm a genius.
 

Android2137

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Murder my neighbors. Or run out naked and yell out that I'm available for free debauchery... And then commit suicide after that because I feel so ashamed afterward.
 

Souplex

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Aylaine said:
Scare my girlfriend while shes in the shower...

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>;D
*Mental images*
...I suppose I could go out on a killing spree. Maybe do something depraved with the corpses?
 

Phlakes

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This.

http://tinyurl.com/2lrx46

Actually, that was a lie. I can put up a link to the Encyclopedia Dramatica's Pain page. If you don't know what I'm talking about, this is one of the few times you definitely shouldn't* Google it.

*If you value what little innocence you still have.
 

PrimoThePro

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SimuLord said:
Dunno, I already told that guy who thinks he has cancer that he's as good as dead and only has six months to live. I think I've used up all my Evil Points for today.
I lol'd at that post, and now am continuing to lol at this post.
Well played, good sir.